You may not like it chuds, but this is what peak masculinity looks like

hey babe

You're on your way

Might as well, because no man who acts like that is getting any kitty. Women only like dudes like that in theory.

Now you don't have to keep yourself safe!

You're cured of being m*le

I couldn't do it even if I tried, I think. Says more about the game and my ability at it than me, though.

I believe there's also cannonballs in front of court houses, and a midget.

It's been a while.

They do it so guys dumb enough to fall for it filter themselves out of the gene pool

You ever want a guy who thinks it would be hot if a chick shit in his mouth, only to hire a hooker to shit in his mouth and immediately be cured of degeneracy?

That's women and "what they want in a man"

I feel bad for all the teenage boys who then fall for " life isn't all about s*x and you just haven't found the right one yet. " after this.

Status competition amongst the vanishingly small number of people who still read (non-pornographic) fiction

Freddie deboer has a longpost about this phenomenon where he points out that very few people read novels, and only a small percentage of these people read experimental fiction. An even smaller percentage goes out into the world and discusses it. He thinks that most of these women who seethe about DFW fans probably hang out in the same nyc art hoe scene and are literally describing the exact same guy.

if this is tru and there is some turbo-neurodivergent infinite jest enjoyer who has successfully infiltrated the lit chick sleepover, I salute him.

Someone who has only read DFW and thinks Infinite Jest is the peak of literature is definitely a red flag for midwittery and pretentiousness.

If you've read it as part of a wider selection of things it's not bad, but there's a lot of people who've only read him and nowt else

I loved Infinite Jest and I'm pretty obnoxious, so score one for the foids I guess.

I don't read novels because they're imaginary so Thucydides would probably call me an artstrag or something. So all I know about David Foster Wallace is that a few years ago there was a tv commercial they would play incessantly where it was assumed you know and care about this person. The narrator even got really into it, especially when he said the guy's name. I think it was some kind of sexual experience for him.

literally who?

>This is the worst one

I disagree. Being polite is important.

If I'm in the city and I need to take a piss in an alley, I'll buy a heroin from the alley's dealer just to be polite.

Then I'll do the heroin, because not doing a heroin you've bought is impolite.

True, white wine is disgusting Just buy some normal booze, like whiskey

Just get the cheapest thing on the menu if you're doing that I really don't get why you would get anything else if it's you being polite.

I always heard him lumped in with the 'male manipulator' literature, so this surprises me.

No, but bringing it up unprompted is.

I don't think that's historically accurate.

When I was a kid, this older kid down the street had tricked his parents into buying an allegedly nice steering wheel pedal controller and some game (Driver?) that had "realistic" traffic in the game, under the assumption he was using it to pre-practice driving for when he turned 14. The game had an open world segment where the cars would use turn signals and stop at red lights or some shit and cops would chase you if you didn't. I can't remember exactly.

I went over to his house and want us to play the game and see if I could try out the controller and Jesus Christ he was buckbroken into just driving around and stopping at red lights. I played and started fricking around and he was quietly telling me to stop and his mom overheard the driving crashing noises in the game and ran in and started to chew him out, but stopped because I was the one playing. It was super awkward and I didn't want to be the only one playing and having fun, so we played a different game.

Yes. Pay no attention to my roided out husband in the lifted truck over there.