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  • crouton : Blatant David Foster Wallace bashing

You may not like it chuds, but this is what peak masculinity looks like :marseynails:

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>he buys a glass of white wine to be polite

This is the worst one, spending money to drink gross poison for "politeness" !noalcohol

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>This is the worst one

I disagree. Being polite is important.

If I'm in the city and I need to take a piss in an alley, I'll buy a heroin from the alley's dealer just to be polite.

Then I'll do the heroin, because not doing a heroin you've bought is impolite.

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I'll have one of your finest heroins, please!

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My heroins are too strong for you, traveler

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From the heroin region only, thank you.

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My cat Sasha was like that. If you offered her some heroin she would lick it a couple times just to be polite and then decline to have any more because she was too classy. At least that's what she did with butter but I bet she would with heroin too.

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>At least that's what she did with butter but I bet she would with heroin too.

Well, I guess we'll never know for sure now, because SOMEONE was too stingy to share his heroin with her.

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Well dammit, I thought she would take the butter instead!

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She was unreasonably fluffy.

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True, white wine is disgusting :marseysick: Just buy some normal booze, like whiskey :marseylickinglips:

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See you don't understand, I'm trying to gradually quit. I've worked my way down to the 8% white wine. I'm making progress! :marseyletsgo:

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Water with vague taste of white wine :marseysick: Even worse, just drink beer at this point :marseyzwei:

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Just get the cheapest thing on the menu if you're doing that I really don't get why you would get anything else if it's you being polite.

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