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What would you do in this situation? pic.twitter.com/hE92qLfURI
— Interesting As Fuck (@interesting_aIl) February 8, 2025
This makes me really sad. So the shark just dies for no reason? π’
β πΌ noelle π (@CrestofFlames8) February 9, 2025
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That thread is just one !moidmoment after another !foidmoment. The moids think they could safely wrangle a bull shark into the water, and the foids think the moids are monsters for not helping the cute fishy. !kino, I hope every one of 'em gets Sam Jacksoned.
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I always remind myself that 1/4 people in western countries have an IQ of 90 and below and suddenly the prevalence of the dumbest r-slur takes you've ever seen makes sense. Add the proliferation of the internet into third world spaces and that number of morons is even higher.
Its still pretty amazing that people don't realize just how much psychotic strength there is in a creature that is composed almost entirely of muscle. As long as there is even so much as an inch of life in that thing, it is going to deathroll as soon as anything starts to touch it, and 180 - 250 pounds of dense muscle will throw even the biggest strongmen off balance. Factor in their sandpaper skin and nobody is going to be able to hold onto that thing, much less when it starts biting back like anything in a life-death scenario would.
You don't even need to know the specific details to know why its a terrible fricking idea to risk your life/limb, all you need is the simple recognition that sharks are dangerous.
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Yeah but foids are r-slurred so there's that
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i made that animal fighting thread and thought id have alright odds against a tiger and even i dont think i could safely get the shark in the water
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Why, on God's green earth, do you think you have a chance with a tiger?
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I'm not afraid of a cat
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I have a friend that's convinced he could take on a tiger if he had a knife on him. Me and the like six other people we were with all told him that's absolutely fricking r-slurred and the tiger wins without question. You're just as r-slurred as one of my friends, think about that for a second
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A knife would be easy
I meant barehanded
I don't think it's GREAT odds but I still think I can get a lucky kick in at its head
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Delusional
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i am a proud saiyan warrior
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that was the greatest speech scene in any movie ever
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Imagine being afraid of a freaking FISH lmao
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