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When Chink George Washington Buck Broke the British using the Power of Anime :marseyfranklin:

@Redactor0 @BrasilIguana @Gaydinosaurtrain @SCUM !historychads decided to just go ahead and make a post.

Despite Japan being closed to outsiders during the Edo period between 1603 to 1868, they still had some idea of the outside world. One interesting case was what they knew about the fledgling country of America. The following is a collection of different pages from a book about America's history called Osanaetoki Bankokubanashi written in 1861. After doing some digging it seems like this book was in earnest, it believed what it had written, taking its sources from two other books about America.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739306959nvSdhc2WCjUAUw.webp

Here is George Washington (with bow and arrow) pictured alongside the Goddess of America. :marseylibertyfireworks:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17393069599DuoTHuVoC6EdA.webp

Here is Christopher Columbus (seated at center) reporting his discovery of America to Queen Isabella of Spain.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739306959dbWwG4_9SAuSFg.webp

Now it's the American Revolution. Here is George Washington defending his wife "Carol" from a British official named "Asura" (same characters as the Buddhist deity).

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739306959l5V-yKA54qQMdQ.webp

And here is Washington's "second-in-command" John Adams battling an enormous snake.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739306959ArmtSPadxWBhvw.webp

Here is Washington and his wife "Carol" meeting an extremely youthful Benjamin Franklin, who has an impressive squat. :marseymspaint:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739306960hs6Rvhx7F06T3g.webp

Here's the incredibly jacked Benjamin Franklin firing a cannon that he holds in his bare hands, while John Adams directs him where to fire.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739306960kkWiKCQUuZf2aA.webp

And here is George Washington straight-up punching a tiger. :marseypunching:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739306960PppTNXPICOAaNg.webp

Best buds John Adams and Ben Franklin must have had a falling out, because John Adams fires an arrow at Ben and then rides away like a cowardly little b-word. Of course Ben Franklin is a total badass, so he just stands there and lets the arrow fly by without even flinching. :marseyfranklin: :marseygigachad:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17393069608XzMNqsOA7OIJA.webp

During a calmer moment, John Adams is just chillin' in the countryside, having a quiet picnic with his elderly mother...

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739306961FI3WYINf24NJvg.webp

But then! While John Adams is too obsessed with the food and drink, a huge snake comes along and eats his mom! :marseyonemediumsnekvibing:

Maybe the snake was a child of that other snake John Adams killed, or maybe it was sent by Ben Franklin as part of their feud?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739306961tPQ_N2vqSLv3Kg.webp

Here is Washington leading his army from behind in a carriage. The American flag has no stars, only stripes, and the author seems very impressed that the carriage has not one but TWO horses. :marseycapitalistmanlet:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739306961MI1L_8mXS9u8LQ.webp

Meanwhile, John Adams wants to get revenge on the snake that ate his Mom :marseyfluffyannoyed:, so he goes to ask a magical mountain fairy for help!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739306961LIwaSoXkEWsl7w.webp

The mountain fairy does Adams a solid, and summons a gigantic eagle!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739306961iWdzDNenaXU-3g.webp

Together, John Adams and the eagle kill the enormous snake that ate his Mom. The power of teamwork!!! :marseyhappytears:

So that's it, really interesting blend between a modern idea like the US and more mythical storytelling. Reads a lot like tales of Alexander the Great or of bible characters like David. Cool illustrations too. There are more pages, but I can't find any translation, despite them looking very interesting. Here's the whole book: https://archive.wul.waseda.ac.jp/kosho/bunko11/bunko11_a0380/bunko11_a0380_0002/bunko11_a0380_0002.html

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@Kongvann don't give OP an effortpost, he copied this from Twitter

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I never claimed it to be anything else! :marseyindignant:

In fact I literally first found it on rDrama years ago lol

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I wish there was a way to mute/hide ur notifs when I'm at work lol


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>using rdrama.net while at work

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/1a/71/92/1a7192b071a3fe1af14d6a1ff7af48a9.jpg !chads !metashit !dramatards

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:#marseymespecial:

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Yes just reply with your work address and IP and I'll disable them for you

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ty king dm sent


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!marseyartists 500 for marsey conversion @Sner pls also submit your jimmy carter peanutmojis to the emoji queue so I can spam them thanks :marseythumbsup2:

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also valntine day sneak peek :marsey!booba:

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I didn't think they were relevant enough to the site :marseyshy4:

seeing as they haven't given me my own bird tab in the emoji picker

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:#pepepoggers:

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They should sell copies of this at the Shinto shrine to George Washington in Hawaii, Daijingu Temple

:george: :marseyflagwashington:

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:marseyflagwathumbsup#:

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its kinda funny that they had some idea of what American uniforms looked like but have no idea what British ones were and what women wore

so they just assumed they looked like japs

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I can't wait for some shitty game dev studio to take this neat concept and burn it to the ground!

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Would watch this anime

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These are all fricking :marseytom: incredible

john adams :marseycatbert2: is a fricking :marseytom: hero. i never :marseyitsover: knew he slew a giant :marseyyeti: snake :marseytlsm: summoned by british :marseyqueenlizard: voodoo slaves :marseycracka:

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Osanaetoki Bankokubanashi

lol that's not a real word cmon

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Romance of the fricking Thirteen Colonies

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The book was written (1861) years after Commodore Perry forced Japan to open itself to foreign trade (1854).

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Holy shit you have made my day. Why is this not an anime, that would go so hard

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