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One of the most delusional reddit threads I've ever seen. 7.8K updoots, 1.8K comments about how badass leafs are and how much they'd totally humiliate any burger that tried to invade. Yes, the same leafs who were having a mental health crisis because some truckers threw a street party.
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"What happened to Canadian Unity? Why did 41% say they'd be happy joining the US?"
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"If you bend over and take it up the butt from your enemy you actually win" - A long forgotten successful Canadian war strategist
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I just can't take these people seriously. Many say they will take up arms and commit terror in the US, but if the situation is so likely why not do so now?
Many compare themselves to the taliban and the great resistance they'd give, yet they are completely different. They are urbanized, peace loving, they have lived their entire lives in peace and comfort and believe they won't bargain for it back?
The Afghanis did not have the same modern first world comfort, they had nothing but to gain from the prolonged war which never "ended" due to their military domination but due to the U.S deeming it not worth continued occupation. Some 7,000 Americans died to some 50,000 taliban, not counting other groups just Taliban over some decades.
And I saw further cope that 20% own firearms but most of that are HUNTING RIFLES! Better than nothing but when US citizens are able to buy the best rifles in the world (the God given AR15 and related variants) while the cancuck only has a single shot, it just looks quite sad
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Insurgencies are only successful if the larger army wears kid gloves. Ask the generation of dead Ukranian men if they think their insurgency has been successful.
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The Romans and Mongols knew how to handle insurgencies, just kill everyone. It's very effective.
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the US has nukes
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Somewhere in that thread before the neets came online and swarmed it people were pointing out it would be pretty trivial for the US to disrupt our power supply and that would get lethal pretty quick in the winter. And the leaf arrogance about how burgers can't take the cold isn't nearly as deserved as we pretend. Yeah college football players have trouble adjusting but the US Army is a different animal all together
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I actually want to see how long it would take to decimate the canadian army. I can't imagine more than a week.
Anyway, Trump should tell Canada to shut the frick up and add more tariffs for that article even being published.
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I would like to go to my Holy Lands. One is Cambridge, England where the greatest human prophet, Mr. Charles Darwin, first published the actual bible of the human race, "On the Origin of Species". Then I would go to Stratford-On-Avon, England to visit the birthplace of William Shakespeare, who plumbed the depths of human intellect and emotion regarding war, power, ambition, tragedy, comedy, history and romance from every human perspective from the lowliest clown to the most powerful king.
I would suggest that you fill your life with science and the natural world. The only power religion has is its promise of an afterlife. The only way to combat the fatigue religion and myth creates is to fill your life with the rich diversity of nature and with facts instead.
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America FAILED to conquer Canada in 1775-83
You FAILED again in 1812-14
Your Mick militias FAILED yet again in 1866-71
You also FAILED against backwards nations like Vietnam and Afghanistan.
The American military is pathetic and weak, just like its people. The best The United States can do militarily is to join a World War after the tide has already turned, and then take credit for winning it....
I can't wait until America's next 9-11, so your former friends and allies can just shrug their shoulders and turn their backs on you selfish buttholes.
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America is already half way to a cultural victory
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By making the rest of the planet despise them, including their former friends? I don't think you understand what a cultural victory is.
Besides, this is what American culture looks like today:
You ain't winning anything with that, except a race to the bottom....
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Buddy I'm Metis, we haven't been winning in over a hundred years.
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WTF are you talking about? The Metis have leveraged themselves into all the gibs, DEI, and other special treatment given to actual Indigenous groups, despite being mostly European in ancestry.
I've never met a "Metis" person who looks remotely Indigenous, yet you hop on the same racial high horse as them. I gotta say, it's impressive grifting.
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We only get like 3/4s of what status get, no sovereign nation status, no tax exemptions, a lot harder to get hunting and fishing exemptions, it's a raw deal.
I get you about the mayos though, half of them are blonde and blue eyes.
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Still a pretty fricking amazing deal for people whose ancestors were mostly European, and who now live in a country where citizens are theoretically equal.
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Yeah, truth be told I got no complaints fam. I don't want a US invasion but I still think it's just Trumo showing us the stick sonwe cave on things like NATO or the digital services tax
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Aw, don't be like that. I want to keep arguing!
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What is the "that" you're referring to?
Elaborate, please.
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Serenna Williams doing a Crip Walk during a "diss track" rap performance at the Superbowl. The dance was originally created by the Crips gang to celebrate a recent murder. It gets even more ridiculous when you remember that Sereena's half-sister was murdered by the Crips...
The same diss track won several awards at this year's Grammies, so it's hilarious that that's considered the best culture that Americans are capable of creating.
God Bless America
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Most NFL players are black. Most quarterbacks are a'hwhite.
Is that why you watch? Why you get so emotional about "the game"? When things go off the hierarchical rails, do trailer parks start spontaneously exploding?
Shut yo b-word butt up.
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