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this is me
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But why?
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Spent all his money on expired London broil
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Rare look inside the home of suckless.org contributor
!linuxchads
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You gotta stay strapped just in case some neighbor come up in da joint tryin to take your gengar plushie and your 2 TVs on the carpet floor like a gangsta
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No it's to contemplate blowing your brains out before going to bed because you sleep on the floor by yourself in an empty appartement that you rent for $1600 to work a job you hate in a city full of r-slurs.
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Can you vibe check this Busch mountain dweller from the Great White North?
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Hmmm you're giving me a challenging one. I usually base my assessments off proven phrenological measurements.
Here is what I see:
1. Stickers on the computer, a practice most used by
s and neurodivergents
2. Abundance of budlights demonstrating his brand loyalty and support of Dylan Mulvaney
3. Spoon usage in his bowl, an appropriate usage of ustensiles not commonly found among men
4. Heated water pouch, demonstrating self indulgence
5. Chrome legs of the desk rather than wooden ones, symbolic of post-modernism and the rejection of traditional values
6. The bowl shape, outer lacquer and inner pattern are reminiscent of Japanese pottery which is highly prized by anime-watchers
7. No shark plush, s*x toys, or flag in sight countering all above patterns
Assessment:
50% chance of
or 
in-becoming
25% chance of a highly-closeted homosexual
25% chance of a degenerate neet griller.
!anthropologists !transphobes weigh in
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Young Canadian smoker narrows things down a lot. I'm thinking Chinese student who picked up bud light from university.
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I should buy a heated water pouch
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I used to have one back when I lived in the country. Electric heated pads seem to be in vogue nowadays though.
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Lacquer
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thanks bb
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Unironically looks like my desk
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Seems to fit my assessment. I give counseling for 100dc as well.
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Unless ur gonna counsel me to drink more whiskey idc
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I was gonna counsel you not to cut your peepee off actually.
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I'd never do that! I'm terrified of that! I love my peepee
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I love it too
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a bit late for the contest but how can i say no to this incredible specimen
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Wait does it not load for you? Are you on some shit reddit app?
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this is literally desktop
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Not my desktop. Firef*x chads stay winning.
I edited the OP for you.
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It works on old.reddit.com
but not on $CURRENT_REDDIT
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Yeah, I'm thinking based.
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Man's got his priorities.
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What's rmr?
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The little red dot mounted on the Glock. It's funny since they are about $350 for a good one and are a "nice to have". Coincidentally, about what a cheap mattress costs so... Decisions I guess
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2 tvs
2 pokemon stuffed animals
0 mattresses
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the fricking modern
moid
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"I love sucking peepee over israel's dead body" -
@H
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Based as frick
But he can cut one TV, replace it with a chair and maybe a small table for the TV for proper gaming
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Cool but where's the blahaj?
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I don't change the channel, I turn my head
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Looks cozy enough
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Dude went from fully furnished dorm to an empty apartment.
Seems pretty typical for a guy who's having to buy furniture for the first time in his life.
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Comfy
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Snapshots:
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ghostarchive.org
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archive.ph (click to archive)
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!slots298
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I mean what more do you need?
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I need like half of this. I'm a minimalist at heart.
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