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You gotta stay strapped just in case some neighbor come up in da joint tryin to take your gengar plushie and your 2 TVs on the carpet floor like a gangsta
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No it's to contemplate blowing your brains out before going to bed because you sleep on the floor by yourself in an empty appartement that you rent for $1600 to work a job you hate in a city full of r-slurs.
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Can you vibe check this Busch mountain dweller from the Great White North?
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Hmmm you're giving me a challenging one. I usually base my assessments off proven phrenological measurements.
Here is what I see:
1. Stickers on the computer, a practice most used by
s and neurodivergents
2. Abundance of budlights demonstrating his brand loyalty and support of Dylan Mulvaney
3. Spoon usage in his bowl, an appropriate usage of ustensiles not commonly found among men
4. Heated water pouch, demonstrating self indulgence
5. Chrome legs of the desk rather than wooden ones, symbolic of post-modernism and the rejection of traditional values
6. The bowl shape, outer lacquer and inner pattern are reminiscent of Japanese pottery which is highly prized by anime-watchers
7. No shark plush, s*x toys, or flag in sight countering all above patterns
Assessment:
50% chance of
or 
in-becoming
25% chance of a highly-closeted homosexual
25% chance of a degenerate neet griller.
!anthropologists !transphobes weigh in
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I should buy a heated water pouch
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I used to have one back when I lived in the country. Electric heated pads seem to be in vogue nowadays though.
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Young Canadian smoker narrows things down a lot. I'm thinking Chinese student who picked up bud light from university.
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Lacquer
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thanks bb
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Unironically looks like my desk
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Seems to fit my assessment. I give counseling for 100dc as well.
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Unless ur gonna counsel me to drink more whiskey idc
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I was gonna counsel you not to cut your peepee off actually.
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I'd never do that! I'm terrified of that! I love my peepee
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I love it too
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