GOOMBLE :marseyladybugcapitalist: I only know a German election is even happening because of JD Vance but let's have a betting thread about it anyways. :marseythumbsup2: [Sidebets in comments]

CDU/CSU/FDP (Merkel centrists) - 600 bets

AFD (Far-right free-speech-loving Nazis) - 63 bets

SPD/Greens (Commies/anti-nuclear :quote:environmentalists:quote:) - 6 bets

BSW (pro-russia meme party) / Other - 1 bets

https://polymarket.com/event/germany-parliamentary-election?tid=1739759778867


!bets !goomble !goomblers !goombling !project2025

election takes place Feb 23

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terrible bet thread, its a foregone conclusion CDU/CSU will finish first place, the bet should be on what government forms

Grand Coalition

Black/Green

Rightoid alliance

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terrible bet thread, its a foregone conclusion CDU/CSU will finish first place, the bet should be on what government forms

!goomblers I always bet before reading the comments

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Imagine minding the opinions of lesser men.

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I bet, then tried to cancel it after reading but accidentally doubled down

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As God intended. :marseyladybugkneelsalute:

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Grand Coalition - 26 bets

Black/Green - 12 bets

Rightoid alliance - 32 bets

@Bussy-boy ethnostate / other - 11 bets


You'll have to tell me which how to resolve the bet once the election is over tho because I don't know what any of these mean

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No way in heck would the far-right form an alliance with the far right.

We are going for total power and only the far-right matters

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Grand = CDU + SPD

Black /Green = CDU + Greens

Rightoid alliance = CDU + AFD

those are pretty much the only realistic coalitions, although i would also count CDU+SPD+one other party not named AFD as a grand coalition as well

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those are pretty much the only realistic coalitions

don't care, still dumping my money on the @Bussy-boy ethnostate :marseynails:

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:marseyembrace:

Thank you for being the biggest supporter of the Bussyparty

:marseywave2#:

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Why should I vote for you? What are your policies?

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:marseyhomofascist:

>We will put all the women in camps!

>We will stop the invasion of non-whites onto our land!

>We will put all the gay men back into the closet and force them not to talk about it!

>We will put all the Jews into gas chambers!

(except my brother, he's cool)

>And most importantly! We will kill all the dramatards! I will not stop until they are all dead! (except the cute and hot ones, we will breed them)

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>(except the cute and hot ones, we will breed them)

See you later, virgins.

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!nonchuds!chuds

I have secured your votes.

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I have no friends. Friends get you into trouble.

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Can I be in charge of propaganda? I'll make you look like the baddest b-word in Prussia.

!sd Marsey dressed as Frederick the Great

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Marsey dressed as Frederick the Great
https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739778483N3Wa3S9knoacsA.webp

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:marseyflamethrower:

I'm going to start a fire, and the fire will burn everything to ash! You can watch from the sidelines, just do not interfere or my fire will burn your house too!

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We will put all the gay men back into the closet and force them not to talk about it!

That's not very homofascist of you

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STOP MAKING FUN OF ME AND THIS POLICY!

The government is my gf and I am her boyfriend!

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