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I only know a German election is even happening because of JD Vance but let's have a betting thread about it anyways. 
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CDU/CSU/FDP (Merkel centrists) - 600 bets
AFD (Far-right free-speech-loving Nazis) - 63 bets
SPD/Greens (Commies/anti-nuclear 
environmentalists) - 6 bets
BSW (pro-russia meme party) / Other - 1 bets
!bets !goomble !goomblers !goombling !project2025
election takes place Feb 23
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terrible bet thread, its a foregone conclusion CDU/CSU will finish first place, the bet should be on what government forms
Grand Coalition
Black/Green
Rightoid alliance
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Grand Coalition - 26 bets
Black/Green - 12 bets
Rightoid alliance - 32 bets
You'll have to tell me which how to resolve the bet once the election is over tho because I don't know what any of these mean
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No way in heck would the far-right form an alliance with the far right.
We are going for total power and only the far-right matters
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Grand = CDU + SPD
Black /Green = CDU + Greens
Rightoid alliance = CDU + AFD
those are pretty much the only realistic coalitions, although i would also count CDU+SPD+one other party not named AFD as a grand coalition as well
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don't care, still dumping my money on the
@Bussy-boy ethnostate 
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Thank you for being the biggest supporter of the Bussyparty
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Why should I vote for you? What are your policies?
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(except my brother, he's cool)
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See you later, virgins.
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!nonchuds!chuds
I have secured your votes.
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!friendsofbussy-boy uh....
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I have no friends. Friends get you into trouble.
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Can I be in charge of propaganda? I'll make you look like the baddest b-word in Prussia.
!sd Marsey dressed as Frederick the Great
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I'm going to start a fire, and the fire will burn everything to ash! You can watch from the sidelines, just do not interfere or my fire will burn your house too!
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That's not very homofascist of you
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STOP MAKING FUN OF ME AND THIS POLICY!
The government is my gf and I am her boyfriend!
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!goomblers I always bet before reading the comments
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Imagine minding the opinions of lesser men.
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I bet, then tried to cancel it after reading but accidentally doubled down
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As God intended.
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SPD/Greens win and forms a coalition with AFD
Factcheck: This claim hurts trans lives.
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This is EXACTLY what happens. wampus speaks the truth. - 4 bets
nah - 61 bets
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AfD wins and creates a coalition with BSW
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This is EXACTLY what happens. BGC speaks the truth. - 11 bets
nah - 122 bets
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Taking the sidebet for the drama
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BSW is pretty much if /r/stupidpol was a party
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You can tell she's a real leftist because her party is named after her.
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Centrists win because Trump being r-slurred makes rightoid parties look bad worldwide, right when they had a chance at taking power
Thousand year shitlib Reich
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Canada Libs went from getting pummeled in a landslide to quite possibly winning
15 years of Liberal rule 
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Canadians support doing the needful confirmed
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Rightoids tend to do that the second a real radical (fascist) rightoid takes power. Everyones real cool with fighting government corruption and freeing up tax dollars for better uses. Less people are happy with that meaning worlds richest man elon musk giving a groomercord server of teenagers raised on /pol/ acess to the treasury, and the wasteful programs are defined as the FDIC and Snap benefits.
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Also sending the
to insult and ridicule Germans and tell them to vote AfD might not have the intended effect.
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Making a European man cry is 7 years bad luck
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Men should only cry at their children or wife's funeral and if their team is sufficiently shit when their team wins the cup.
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don't forget when dog dies in movie
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He seemed so happy to introduce
at the beginning. 
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He was crying because he is retiring and this is his last event. Part of his speech was cut to make it look like Vance's speech made him cry.
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No he was crying because he's a libtard
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no he's crying because J.D. Vance shoved his head in a potty and called him a "turbo weenie"
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I voted that nazis will win bc payout is much bigger, but I agree. in canada rightoids were almost certainly going to win next election, but now they are seen as too trump friendly π€
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Gosh I hope Cheeto Man mobilizes forces to invade Leafistan. I'd be committing war crimes in Toronto no doubt.
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Torontans deserve it for their accent
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Sahra Wagenknecht causes major butthurt and gets blamed for result
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Wagie Knight.
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She's the only German politician who's hot enough to not look like a well-trained pig, she's bound to cause seethe
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She aways dose
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Has fear of Trump fricked Germany so hard that CDU can win a majority and not need a coalition with the commies?
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No. CDU polls at 30, AfD at 20, those numbers will probably not shift significantly
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If you're a german and you vote for anything less than the communist party you should be put in reeducation camps for the rest of your life.
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Based
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If you find yourself in Germany, just make sure to give a friendly wave to a member of the NSDAP at all times during your stay.
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Americans only have themselves to blame for their ignorance.
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A dead empire playing the neoliberal seat shuffle charade is not pertinent information when I could be out eating fast food or adding armor to my kid's school backpack
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Sweaty you just unknowingly described your own country.
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I'll have you know we're doing a populist shuffle seat charade, thank you very much
Stop being so indignant and reciprocate my upmarsey; this type of terrible business practice is why the Afro-Eurasian continent's economy is not doing well
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Well I'm not going to stand(slouch) here and watch a burger have fewer than 1,000(1.000 to EU homos) upmarseys. I'm doing my part!
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!burgers I bet this poor doesn't even know when the next Texan election is
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Regional? You're comparing a country (Germany) to a state (Texas).
Texas is also not a region. The southwest would be a region.
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In what way is Germany actually more of a country than Texas?
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The power doesn't go out when it gets cold because it was privatized.
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They just get their energy from their enemies instead
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!germs why is it so rigged
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Lol Germans are 8 percent muzzylumps. The ship has sailed on anything other than the more muzzylumps party.
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Lol it's so over. Incoming thousand year
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Probably CDU will win. I expect AfD, BSW, and Die Linke to have huge gains though
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BSW and Linke are barely gonna make it into parliament, AfD is probably gonna underperform because NEH
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Well there was another big attack in Munich last week so don't be so sure
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Which is a "huge gain" for both of them, cause united as one they barely made it into parliament last time.
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How'd you even define wins? Gets a plurality of votes or what?
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It's a pearl ointment or something right? Let's go with most seats.
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R-slurred bet group. The CDU would commit seppuku before working with the lolberts who are likely to get wiped out either way. It'll be Red and Black.
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black-yellow is an age old coalition in Germoney though
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I'm basing this of the fact that they were the most tarred member of the traffic light coalition and would do nothing good but provide further opening for the AfD. But yeah I actually forgot about Westerwelle.
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