GOOMBLE :marseyladybugcapitalist: I only know a German election is even happening because of JD Vance but let's have a betting thread about it anyways. :marseythumbsup2: [Sidebets in comments]

CDU/CSU/FDP (Merkel centrists) - 600 bets

AFD (Far-right free-speech-loving Nazis) - 63 bets

SPD/Greens (Commies/anti-nuclear :quote:environmentalists:quote:) - 6 bets

BSW (pro-russia meme party) / Other - 1 bets

https://polymarket.com/event/germany-parliamentary-election?tid=1739759778867


!bets !goomble !goomblers !goombling !project2025

election takes place Feb 23

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Centrists win because Trump being r-slurred makes rightoid parties look bad worldwide, right when they had a chance at taking power

Thousand year shitlib Reich

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Canada Libs went from getting pummeled in a landslide to quite possibly winning :marseyxd: 15 years of Liberal rule :marseyxd:

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Canadians support doing the needful confirmed :marseytunaktunak:

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Rightoids tend to do that the second a real radical (fascist) rightoid takes power. Everyones real cool with fighting government corruption and freeing up tax dollars for better uses. Less people are happy with that meaning worlds richest man elon musk giving a groomercord server of teenagers raised on /pol/ acess to the treasury, and the wasteful programs are defined as the FDIC and Snap benefits.

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Also sending the :surewalz: to insult and ridicule Germans and tell them to vote AfD might not have the intended effect.


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>made the nazis lose the election

>made the other germans cry

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Making a European man cry is 7 years bad luck


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Men should only cry at their children or wife's funeral and if their team is sufficiently shit when their team wins the cup.

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don't forget when dog dies in movie

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He seemed so happy to introduce :surewalz: at the beginning. :marseysmug2:

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He was crying because he is retiring and this is his last event. Part of his speech was cut to make it look like Vance's speech made him cry.

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No he was crying because he's a libtard

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no he's crying because J.D. Vance shoved his head in a potty and called him a "turbo weenie"

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I voted that nazis will win bc payout is much bigger, but I agree. in canada rightoids were almost certainly going to win next election, but now they are seen as too trump friendly 🀭

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Gosh I hope Cheeto Man mobilizes forces to invade Leafistan. I'd be committing war crimes in Toronto no doubt.

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Torontans deserve it for their accent

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