GOOMBLE :marseyladybugcapitalist: I only know a German election is even happening because of JD Vance but let's have a betting thread about it anyways. :marseythumbsup2: [Sidebets in comments]

CDU/CSU/FDP (Merkel centrists) - 600 bets

AFD (Far-right free-speech-loving Nazis) - 63 bets

SPD/Greens (Commies/anti-nuclear :quote:environmentalists:quote:) - 6 bets

BSW (pro-russia meme party) / Other - 1 bets

https://polymarket.com/event/germany-parliamentary-election?tid=1739759778867


!bets !goomble !goomblers !goombling !project2025

election takes place Feb 23

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:marseyembrace:

Thank you for being the biggest supporter of the Bussyparty

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Why should I vote for you? What are your policies?

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:marseyhomofascist:

>We will put all the women in camps!

>We will stop the invasion of non-whites onto our land!

>We will put all the gay men back into the closet and force them not to talk about it!

>We will put all the Jews into gas chambers!

(except my brother, he's cool)

>And most importantly! We will kill all the dramatards! I will not stop until they are all dead! (except the cute and hot ones, we will breed them)

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Can I be in charge of propaganda? I'll make you look like the baddest b-word in Prussia.

!sd Marsey dressed as Frederick the Great

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:marseyflamethrower:

I'm going to start a fire, and the fire will burn everything to ash! You can watch from the sidelines, just do not interfere or my fire will burn your house too!

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:#marseyflamethrower:

I volunteer to help Bussy-boy!

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:marseyflamethrower:

You can be the first to die! I promise to do it quickly, so long as you don't resist.

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I didn't volunteer like that! Let me help you burn down the world

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I'm sorry but the rules have changed.

From now on I promise to start small fires and just watch from the roof.

:marseyflamewar:

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Marsey dressed as Frederick the Great
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>(except the cute and hot ones, we will breed them)

See you later, virgins.

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!nonchuds!chuds

I have secured your votes.

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You forgot a safe space for chuds, Stalin :pepereeeeee:

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You aren't safe in the camp from the chuds!

:#chudjakdancing:

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What's your favorite video game and why?

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>You are safe from the camp

:#marseygigavaxxer:

>And you are safe from the nazis

:#marseypredator:

>And you are safe from the communists

:#marseyglowaward:

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I have no friends. Friends get you into trouble.

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We will put all the gay men back into the closet and force them not to talk about it!

That's not very homofascist of you

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STOP MAKING FUN OF ME AND THIS POLICY!

The government is my gf and I am her boyfriend!

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She should be your bf instead

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:marseyagreesuperspeed:

I'm ready to be a gay male tradwife

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