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The Cybertruck Has Received a 5-Star Safety :marseywood: Rating From The NHTSA

https://www.nhtsa.gov/vehicle/2025/TESLA/CYBERTRUCK%252520(ALL%252520VARIANTS)/PU%25252FCC/AWD

Various discussion links:

https://old.reddit.com/r/teslamotors/comments/1isp7ok/the_tesla_cybetruck_received_officially_a_5_star/

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Various sneeding links:

https://old.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/1isrzyu/tesla_cybertruck_gets_5star_safety_rating_from/

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https://old.reddit.com/r/teslainvestorsclub/comments/1isrxxv/cybertruck_has_received_a_5star_overall_safety/

https://old.reddit.com/r/electricvehicles/comments/1isp86i/vehicle_detail_search_2025_tesla_cybertruck_all/

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https://old.reddit.com/r/EnoughMuskSpam/comments/1isxys5/the_cybertruck_has_finally_been_nhtsa_crash_tested/

https://old.reddit.com/r/EnoughMuskSpam/comments/1isw8qo/cybertruck_is_apocalypselevel_safe/

Ironically, no mention of this on /r/all or the reddit :marseyspez: newsfeed. Now if it received 1 star... :marseyshrug:

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>Welp can't trust the NHTSA anymore

"If you don't confirm my rabid baseless hatred at every possible juncture then how can I trust you?"

Also did they account for its safety from terroristic attacks? Checkmate chuds. :marseylibleft:

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Also did they account for its safety from terroristic attacks? Checkmate chuds

They checked for stochastic terrorism which is the worse kind of terrorism. They showed the Cybertruck some LibsOfTikTik posts and it remained unaffected.

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silence = violence, this means it failed the terrorism check, it silently approved of it :marseyindignant:

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>this regulatory body made an evidence-based decision that I disagree with for emotional reasons so I no longer trust the science

:#marseyhorseshoe:

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"evidence based decision"

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Just for the record, the report is from before Biden left office. (January 14, 2025)

For the record, meh

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