Rating From The NHTSA
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BREAKING: The @Tesla Cybertruck has officially received a 5-Star overall safety rating from the NHTSA. The Cybertruck had the lowest overall probability of injury & lowest chance of rollover of any pickup truck tested by the NHTSA.
β Sawyer Merritt (@SawyerMerritt) February 18, 2025
Source: https://t.co/TRGcJtMzO5 pic.twitter.com/LgP9mDcgzh
Cybertruck achieves 5-Star Overall Safety Rating from NHTSA
β Cybertruck (@cybertruck) February 18, 2025
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Including the lowest overall probability of injury & lowest chance of rollover of any pickup truck tested by NHTSA pic.twitter.com/7uNojL7KRn
Cybertruck earns 5-Star Overall Safety Rating from NHTSA https://t.co/hZnDrlwOMN
β Tesla (@Tesla) February 18, 2025
Cybertruck is apocalypse-level safe https://t.co/Qqr07H7r3Y
β Elon Musk (@elonmusk) February 19, 2025
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https://old.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/1isrzyu/tesla_cybertruck_gets_5star_safety_rating_from/
https://old.reddit.com/r/EnoughMuskSpam/comments/1isw8qo/cybertruck_is_apocalypselevel_safe/
Ironically, no mention of this on /r/all or the reddit 
newsfeed. Now if it received 1 star... 
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"If you don't confirm my rabid baseless hatred at every possible juncture then how can I trust you?"
Also did they account for its safety from terroristic attacks? Checkmate chuds.
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"evidence based decision"
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They checked for stochastic terrorism which is the worse kind of terrorism. They showed the Cybertruck some LibsOfTikTik posts and it remained unaffected.
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silence = violence, this means it failed the terrorism check, it silently approved of it
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If you choose your vehicle because it is "safe" you are a homosexual sorry. Namaste
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The most important thing about a car is looks, and the cybertruck looks pretty ugly.
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It's ugly in a soulful way, tho. I'd rather sit in a cybertruck than a rivian because I already know the rivian is going to be generic truck 7474
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Have you considered peepee enlargement rather than buying a truck? It's cheaper.
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No, I'd have dangerously low blood pressure
Gonna see if I can get one of those manlet trucks from japan tho they seem soulful
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CARS WILL NEVER BE THIS SOVLFUL AGAIN
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one of the only cars you can buy today with soul
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it looks like a Pontiac Aztek r*ped a Delorean
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which is SOUL
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eh it's ugly in a fugly way
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this is the best car to kill someone with. i want to kill.
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they should test for that
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Buy a Peterbilt then not a bleep bloop car. Namaste
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Idk the new 9000lb electric hummer is looking pretty deadly
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Safest fiery death-trap!
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Or have kids
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Simply don't crash. Namaste
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Volvocels in shambles
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If that were the case Volvo would be big with gays instead of Subaru
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DUH, AK gun-chud man already confirmed this
jk I'm gonna use this info to bait the shit outta crybabies
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Tldw: great for Chicago rappers. Not so much for Jacksonville rappers.
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the chicago rappers won't be able to drive it in chicago winters tho
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pedestrians shouldn't've been in the darn road
who cares about they safety
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The cybertruck is bikephobic and I unironically love it!
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That's cool but it's not a truck.
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save it for twitter, nobody's falling
for ts crappy 
bait
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Only reason I'd drive one is for the novelty of being in an N64 car IRL
Otherwise I don't see how it's a truck. Doesn't look like I could haul much in it.
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You can go at least 60 miles with a load, like your mom.
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Pedestrian safety? Don't get hit what do they expect mattresses and balloons on the outside?
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Let me quickly patent this
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Yeah and who tf is going to pay to replace those on my truck when some peepeesucking cute twink cyclist gets in my way
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Maybe they can just impound your car for failing to replace them
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https://www.media.volvocars.com/global/en-gb/media/pressreleases/43844
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NHTSA pulling out all the stops to remain funded.
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Edit: I also like how the truck looks. Frick reddit.
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I like halo truck
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That's pretty sick.
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Okay the wood paneling is pretty funny.
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the halo truck actually looks pretty cool, but holy shit the other two are downright disgusting
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I like the idea of a futuristic looking car, but I think they didnt do the best execution with the cybertruck
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Looks like a shitty car model from a cheap PS1 game.
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The black wrapped ones actually look pretty good.
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i mean if its not a perfect score they will lose their jobs
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Report was from Biden admin
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This is the Biden I can get behind
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I can always get behind biden
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God bless him. What a man
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@KongsburyDonkboy like how it looks too. @KongsburyDonkboy is sick of round vehicles. trans lives matter
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I wonder if this will reduce my insurance rate. My insurance is r-slurred expensive.
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Coincidentally I think I smelled burning electric a couple hours ago. Fffffff
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PULL THE MANUAL RELEASE R-SLUR
PULL IT PULL IT PULL IT
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Imagine you're the backseat passenger (lmao bitch) in a Model 3, when there's an accident and the car is on fire.
You can't find the release.
You blindly paw at the ground for your phone, which you dropped in the collision.
Finding it, you look up
how to open rear door model 3Open first link
HEY IT'S YA BOY JRO HERE, TODAY WE'RE GOING TO GIVE A FULL OVERVIEW OF THE SAFETY FEATURES OF THE MODEL 3, BUT FIRST A WORD FROM OUR SPON--
Image search it instead
Find this picture
You succumb to the lithium fumes, trying in vain to remove the rubber insert in the door pocket
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Yikes, there is still manual shit in a tesla? If the car isnt fully automated I wont buy it
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I can't imagine not having a man to open the door for me but then I'm not a dirty poor so I don't have to.
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tesla
insurance is probably the cheapest you could get but since it logs everything you can't have fun while driving 
and must use FSD for maximum discounts
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I don't think misinformation has ever been so prevalent on Reddit as the last 2 months. Europe should do something!
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During Covid it was worse. /r/dallas had a thread from a nurse saying she had two patients die in the hallway of a hospital that night. This was in April 2020 when Dallas was having like 1-2 deaths a week and the mayor was posting the hospital reports showing like 60% bed usage.
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oh, man. covid was wild.
i kept reading stuff on reddit about chicago-area hospitals having bodies stacked in the halls because they ran out of room in the morgue and lines out the door because there were no empty beds
i'm in and out of those hospitals all day for work and i didn't see a single hospital that looked like it was struggling, except for the shortage of masks and hand sanitizer right at the beginning
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Isn't kind of designed to be pretty safe? The issues are the cheap gay pedals, ev, software updates, weird little signal brakes instead of real connected breaks
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The issues are also razor-sharp panels everywhere and the doors and hood closing and cutting off fingers with no interlocks to prevent it
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Snapshots:
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https://old.reddit.com/r/teslamotors/comments/1isp7ok/the_tesla_cybetruck_received_officially_a_5_star/:
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So i'm not a car person, is this a case of biden admin purposefuly pooping on musky and now that he's gone the gov stopped waging war at him, or is trump licking his butthole?
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0 points on that /r/technology thread lmao absolutely seething
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The Cybertruck went from being a piece of shit to a safe piece of shit.
It's been hovering around 0-10 degrees where I live all week and I haven't seen a single EV from any brand on the road. Internal combustion 4eva
planes have yokes shaped like that because sometimes you need a better grip to push and pull on it. turning a plane is supposed to be done wide and slow, so you don't need a full wheel, either. cars don't work like that. tesla only has it because they always choose aesthetics over function.
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Couldn't even get 6 stars. Elons death trap is obviously not road worthy
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They really think downmarseying it makes the truth go away huh
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The marketing is trash (due to Elon firing them and just hyping everything himself, lmao), but the Cybertruck is a decent light truck for the average road queen. The average F150 buyer nowadays has a middle management job in exurban heck, after all.
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