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The Cybertruck Has Received a 5-Star Safety :marseywood: Rating From The NHTSA

https://www.nhtsa.gov/vehicle/2025/TESLA/CYBERTRUCK%252520(ALL%252520VARIANTS)/PU%25252FCC/AWD

Various discussion links:

https://old.reddit.com/r/teslamotors/comments/1isp7ok/the_tesla_cybetruck_received_officially_a_5_star/

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Various sneeding links:

https://old.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/1isrzyu/tesla_cybertruck_gets_5star_safety_rating_from/

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https://old.reddit.com/r/teslainvestorsclub/comments/1isrxxv/cybertruck_has_received_a_5star_overall_safety/

https://old.reddit.com/r/electricvehicles/comments/1isp86i/vehicle_detail_search_2025_tesla_cybertruck_all/

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https://old.reddit.com/r/EnoughMuskSpam/comments/1isxys5/the_cybertruck_has_finally_been_nhtsa_crash_tested/

https://old.reddit.com/r/EnoughMuskSpam/comments/1isw8qo/cybertruck_is_apocalypselevel_safe/

Ironically, no mention of this on /r/all or the reddit :marseyspez: newsfeed. Now if it received 1 star... :marseyshrug:

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I wonder if this will reduce my insurance rate. My insurance is r-slurred expensive.

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Coincidentally I think I smelled burning electric a couple hours ago. Fffffff

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>car notorius for locking people in making it impossible to escape and battery fires even firefighters can't put out

>smells burning electric in the car

:#marseythinkorino: :#marseyfine:

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PULL THE MANUAL RELEASE R-SLUR :marseybrainlet: PULL IT PULL IT PULL IT

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Imagine you're the backseat passenger (lmao bitch) in a Model 3, when there's an accident and the car is on fire.

You can't find the release.

You blindly paw at the ground for your phone, which you dropped in the collision.

Finding it, you look up how to open rear door model 3

Open first link

HEY IT'S YA BOY JRO HERE, TODAY WE'RE GOING TO GIVE A FULL OVERVIEW OF THE SAFETY FEATURES OF THE MODEL 3, BUT FIRST A WORD FROM OUR SPON--

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Find this picture

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You succumb to the lithium fumes, trying in vain to remove the rubber insert in the door pocket

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Yikes, there is still manual shit in a tesla? If the car isnt fully automated I wont buy it :marseyindignant:

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I can't imagine not having a man to open the door for me but then I'm not a dirty poor so I don't have to.

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>Buying a very expensive vehicle that's expensive to repair to save on insurance

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tesla :marseyelonmusk: insurance is probably the cheapest you could get but since it logs everything you can't have fun while driving :marseysteer: and must use FSD for maximum discounts

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