Rating From The NHTSA
Various discussion links:
BREAKING: The @Tesla Cybertruck has officially received a 5-Star overall safety rating from the NHTSA. The Cybertruck had the lowest overall probability of injury & lowest chance of rollover of any pickup truck tested by the NHTSA.
β Sawyer Merritt (@SawyerMerritt) February 18, 2025
Source: https://t.co/TRGcJtMzO5 pic.twitter.com/LgP9mDcgzh
Cybertruck achieves 5-Star Overall Safety Rating from NHTSA
β Cybertruck (@cybertruck) February 18, 2025
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Including the lowest overall probability of injury & lowest chance of rollover of any pickup truck tested by NHTSA pic.twitter.com/7uNojL7KRn
Cybertruck earns 5-Star Overall Safety Rating from NHTSA https://t.co/hZnDrlwOMN
β Tesla (@Tesla) February 18, 2025
Cybertruck is apocalypse-level safe https://t.co/Qqr07H7r3Y
β Elon Musk (@elonmusk) February 19, 2025
Various sneeding links:
https://old.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/1isrzyu/tesla_cybertruck_gets_5star_safety_rating_from/
https://old.reddit.com/r/EnoughMuskSpam/comments/1isw8qo/cybertruck_is_apocalypselevel_safe/
Ironically, no mention of this on /r/all or the reddit 
newsfeed. Now if it received 1 star... 
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If you choose your vehicle because it is "safe" you are a homosexual sorry. Namaste
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Or have kids
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Simply don't crash. Namaste
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The most important thing about a car is looks, and the cybertruck looks pretty ugly.
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It's ugly in a soulful way, tho. I'd rather sit in a cybertruck than a rivian because I already know the rivian is going to be generic truck 7474
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Have you considered peepee enlargement rather than buying a truck? It's cheaper.
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No, I'd have dangerously low blood pressure
Gonna see if I can get one of those manlet trucks from japan tho they seem soulful
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CARS WILL NEVER BE THIS SOVLFUL AGAIN
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one of the only cars you can buy today with soul
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it looks like a Pontiac Aztek r*ped a Delorean
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which is SOUL
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eh it's ugly in a fugly way
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this is the best car to kill someone with. i want to kill.
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they should test for that
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Buy a Peterbilt then not a bleep bloop car. Namaste
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Idk the new 9000lb electric hummer is looking pretty deadly
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Safest fiery death-trap!
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Volvocels in shambles
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If that were the case Volvo would be big with gays instead of Subaru
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