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  • ARE : wpd nonsense
  • Aba : @ARE *kiwifarms nonsense

Cryptobro loses Russian roulette while trying to pump memecoin, dies over an hour while his coin goes to the :marseymooncricket:

He should've pre bought a lot of i

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740242344akQ9dDnmpWCRkg.webp

Basically a guy named mistafuccyou on twitter did a livestream doing roulette to promote a coin he made of himself, saying that if he dies to make sure it rockets.

He pulls the trigger three times and then hits the live, killing himself with a .22 revolver

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740242345XA9AwCpJoeXV5Q.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740242344TX_u9NxmYbjNJw.webp

(Kiwi link has image of the gun firing and censored video but not any gore but some might find it disturbing the moment before a man's death)

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/pump-fun-memecoins.206260/page-10#post-20656526

the stream lasted an hour and over the course of it he died, with reports of

prolonged gurgling and intense breathing as his body tried to obtain oxygen over the hour. Kiwis said it was quite disturbing Some made reports that the sounds were of pooping which could be possible I don't know if that happens during the process of brain death or completely after

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The point of Russia Roulette is to spin the cylinder after every shot.

This neighbor just straight up killed himself.

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Eh. Some variations don't do that.

Clearly you aren't a true Pico fan :marseydisagree:

E: Just watched the video. Dumb frick fires in rapid succession. (So fast that I thought the first pull killed him) You gotta lead em' out for suspense.

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The odds of surviving 3 successive shots without spinning the cylinder is (5/6)x(4/5)x(3/4) = 1/2 so it was a coin flip

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My brother in Christ. You took the hard way to calculate the odds of whether the bullet will be in one half of the cylinder or the other.

:#iknowthatfeelbro:

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Shot half the rounds -> half chance one is the bullet :marseymath:

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Dumb frick fires in rapid succession. (So fast that I thought the first pull killed him)

I'm not going to watch the video, but it sounds like the suicide was completely intentional. Maybe the crypto nonsense was him trying to leave some money behind for someone? Life insurance usually has a clause voiding it if you commit suicide in the firstI couple years after purchase.

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I read some people theorize that on kiwifarms. Could even just be he wanted to kill himself and just thought the crypto thing would be funny, a bit like how some tards on here said they'd go to a Mcdonald's and ask if they had shakes then kill themselves if they didn't. Basically just making it funny to anyone hearing, maybe so it doesn't feel as bad to people

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Ugh what a shitbag idea. Why traumatize a couple teens and a ree-ree on the way out?

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traumatize

Yeah teens had no idea that people died, before this dude broke the news with his grimace shake bit.

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I assumed the idea is to keep yourself safe right then and there when the shake is denied. Someone blowing their brains out right in front of you is a little different than knowing death exists.

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sorry to hear u would have cried and been 'traumatized' if a dude pulled a crazy bit in front of u, whose death could have no material impact on ur life at all.

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https://media.tenor.com/oozQcFMaqDgAAAAx/neilde-grasse-tyson-okay.webp

Terribly sorry, I didn't recognize you Lt. Granite Killmonger. While I appreciate your service and your confirmed quadruple digit bare-handed kill count, please be aware lowly mortals aren't used to being splattered by exploding human heads.

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you gotta remember the people here are pretty r-slurred too

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If they didn't want to be traumatized, they should have had shakes

:#marseychocolatemilk:

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What an r-slur

All pro g*mers know you gotta harvest some grass or something in between to reset your RNG seed :marseybigbrain:

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Rock Paper Scissors Roulette requires two players and shit-butt luck to win.

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Lmao he didnt spin? Absolute r-slur.

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If only he'd spun when playing russian roulette, then he wouldnt be an r-slur.

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Yeah then he would have been a sigma

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This vid's got that mid 00's magic (shameless s*x appeal in advertising)

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Scrotes are pathetic. :#marseyfeminist:

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