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Cryptobro loses Russian roulette while trying to pump memecoin, dies over an hour while his coin goes to the :marseymooncricket:

He should've pre bought a lot of i

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740242344akQ9dDnmpWCRkg.webp

Basically a guy named mistafuccyou on twitter did a livestream doing roulette to promote a coin he made of himself, saying that if he dies to make sure it rockets.

He pulls the trigger three times and then hits the live, killing himself with a .22 revolver

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740242345XA9AwCpJoeXV5Q.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740242344TX_u9NxmYbjNJw.webp

(Kiwi link has image of the gun firing and censored video but not any gore but some might find it disturbing the moment before a man's death)

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/pump-fun-memecoins.206260/page-10#post-20656526

the stream lasted an hour and over the course of it he died, with reports of

prolonged gurgling and intense breathing as his body tried to obtain oxygen over the hour. Kiwis said it was quite disturbing Some made reports that the sounds were of pooping which could be possible I don't know if that happens during the process of brain death or completely after

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The point of Russia Roulette is to spin the cylinder after every shot.

This neighbor just straight up killed himself.

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Lmao he didnt spin? Absolute r-slur.

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If only he'd spun when playing russian roulette, then he wouldnt be an r-slur.

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Yeah then he would have been a sigma

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Eh. Some variations don't do that.

Clearly you aren't a true Pico fan :marseydisagree:

E: Just watched the video. Dumb frick fires in rapid succession. (So fast that I thought the first pull killed him) You gotta lead em' out for suspense.

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Dumb frick fires in rapid succession. (So fast that I thought the first pull killed him)

I'm not going to watch the video, but it sounds like the suicide was completely intentional. Maybe the crypto nonsense was him trying to leave some money behind for someone? Life insurance usually has a clause voiding it if you commit suicide in the firstI couple years after purchase.

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I read some people theorize that on kiwifarms. Could even just be he wanted to kill himself and just thought the crypto thing would be funny, a bit like how some tards on here said they'd go to a Mcdonald's and ask if they had shakes then kill themselves if they didn't. Basically just making it funny to anyone hearing, maybe so it doesn't feel as bad to people

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Ugh what a shitbag idea. Why traumatize a couple teens and a ree-ree on the way out?

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you gotta remember the people here are pretty r-slurred too

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If they didn't want to be traumatized, they should have had shakes

:#marseychocolatemilk:

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The odds of surviving 3 successive shots without spinning the cylinder is (5/6)x(4/5)x(3/4) = 1/2 so it was a coin flip

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My brother in Christ. You took the hard way to calculate the odds of whether the bullet will be in one half of the cylinder or the other.

:#iknowthatfeelbro:

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Shot half the rounds -> half chance one is the bullet :marseymath:

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What an r-slur

All pro g*mers know you gotta harvest some grass or something in between to reset your RNG seed :marseybigbrain:

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Rock Paper Scissors Roulette requires two players and shit-butt luck to win.

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This vid's got that mid 00's magic (shameless s*x appeal in advertising)

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Scrotes are pathetic. :#marseyfeminist:

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The drama:

So far there's been a lot of controversy as some sigmas made money betting on a man's life which is bad(?)

Leading to some in the crypto space to say they should have their wallets blacklisted or some shit

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740243083nOxqr0IfRPM3Tg.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740243084ISRZ7ZtzlhKrWg.webp

Which probably doesn't do anything but I guess crypto bros think blocking wallets does shit, maybe it does in their gay inner trade shitcoin community. (And apparently they have names tied to wallets)

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740243084S-hKLrvF3UAoXg.webp

This even led to scammers saying they'll post the video if given some shekels, then never doing it.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740243084l54MQkbomgoOgQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740243085LSF0tHcQjdqteg.webp

There's also the general of just saying it's sad or saying he killed himself over a girl.

Basically mostly moralstragging about making money. If the guy lived, he'd 100% have grifted the coin and I guarantee he had a large amount. He was probably r-slurred, thought you do the 5/6 chambers because he didn't know how you play and killed himself. A single trigger pull survived would have rocketed it.

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He was probably r-slurred

if he was smart he'd have taken a spent case and shoved a bullet into it so he could cheat and still attentionmaxx

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planning too advanced for shitcoiners

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Shit coiners hate this one easy trick to rocket your coin 1000x

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Wanting to see the full video is a journey there and back again.

>see post on rdrama

>links to kf

>post on kf under the linked post links to uncensored video

>few posts under uncensored video links to wpd for full video

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/post-videos-of-people-dying.86179/page-409#post-20656700

What a ride.

:#marseyspinner:

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I don't think we can post gore here, and even if we could I know most drama posters wouldn't want to see it.

Tho really any recent event with death you can just assume wpd has it

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Yeah miss me with that gore shit. I'm just here for the wholesome cat emojis.

:#marseyblob:

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Boo!

:#marseyaborted:

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:#marseyscream:

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That's fine, I just found it funny that it circled back again to the Marsey site :marseyfilmingdeath:

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Deserved for your vile urges

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1:6 chance to lose, but then he pulled the trigger 3 times :marseyxd: Absolute state of cryptobros.

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  • ARE : mags typically hold more ammo than revolvers, so no it wouldn't.

At least he wasn't dumb enough to play with a magazine

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ARE reported my comment saying that mags hold more ammo. As if that statistically decreases his odds of getting shot.

Holy frick, please don't play Russian Roulette with a glock.

:#marseyxd:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740265743X8AQALEOW6qbUg.webp

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Well yes magazines hold more ammo, but you don't fill it up, that would be silly. Heck if you're really smart, you can leave the first couple spots empty.

Guaranteed win.

https://media.tenor.com/UZW8qbL-QUsAAAAx/big-brain-point-finger-at-forehead.webp

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Hmm those odds are off since you are sampling without replacement.

Intuitively, for K trigger pulls it's just the odds that one of the first K cylinders contains the cartridge, so (number of trigger pulls) / (capacity of the cylinder). Which in this case is 3/6.

Another way to express it is like this. He dies if any of the first K cylinders have a cartridge, so his chance of dying after a given trigger pull is:

1 - (5/6 * 4/5 * 3/4 … * K-1/K)

Rather than 1 - (5/6)^K

Which again is 1/2 in this case, not ~.43 or whatever it is.

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Good analysis. How about the chance to pull the ace of spades in 26 tries?

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but not any gore

Boo.

22 so I imagine a blood fountain for a while as they won't liqify the brain.

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i means there's a WPD copy of the full stream, but yes no real gore present.

The initial contact obviously has some violent head shake but I didn't see any blood. he immediately collapses on top of the phone so the entire thing is just a black screen

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That's pretty lame. If you are going to do that shit you want a couple of high quality fixed cameras.

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There's a single frame with a squirt of blood coming out after he shoots

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Unironically a good idea if you had a terminal illness, get your family to sell at the top right after you blow your brains out

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The total market cap of the coin when I checked earlier was about 8,700$ :marseyxd:

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  • ARE : remember dude whot got doxxed/banned for faming rope on here? mods ban all deez BIPOCs

One less neckbeard in the world.

:#marseyjam:

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One less vaguely Russian guy with a shitty haircut and multiple chains over a white shirt


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17191743323420358.webp

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most intelligent crypto bro

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Holy frick lol

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Shooting yourself with a.22 is probably the worst decision he could have made.

God, what an awful way to die.

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I read that doujin once. 'Twas fricked up.

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What kind of r-slur kills himself with a .22?

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At least two considered the bjork stalker did too

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"keep yourself safe" replaced with "make a meme coin"

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what the frick

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