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๐—ฆ๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐—ท๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐˜: What did you do last week? ๐—œ๐—บ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ฒ: High :marseyemojilaugh:

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What stops people from typing

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https://media.tenor.com/Xuv3IEoH1a4AAAAx/youre-fired-donald-trump.webp

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approximately 5 bullets

:#marseymagdump:

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It says here you're contracted to manage some sewage system upgrades? :marseywhiteshirt:

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The Chinese cant find out how much poop our sewage system goes through. :marseyindignant:

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Because it would show your are incompetent. What you did isn't classified almost ever. Specific details of why you did things is usually what's classified.

researched information for 15 page proposal

combed through 24 hours of drone footage to track person of interest

purchased equipment for fly away mission capability

Etc etc etc. All of these could be describing highly classified work but contain no classified information.

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Probably would just look like worked mission x, performed job title y

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Why is it always white women that seem to get these "get paid to do nothing" jobs

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The dudes with those jobs know to keep their mouths shut.

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Because they got them because their rich families wanted to keep them occupied.

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https://media.tenor.com/1OefavGvKMgAAAAx/suck-it-bridesmaids.webp

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DO NOT RESPOND TO THE EMAIL. ITS A TRAP.

IF YOU RESPOND, YOU WILL VIOLATE OPSEC, DOGE WILL KNOW YOU WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT AND WILL SEND A GANG OF BROCCOLI HAIR ZOOMER BOYS TO SPANK YOU AND LAUGH AT YOUR LITTLE PEEPEE. HOLD THE LINE. REMEMBER THE OATH.

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what oath

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"I suck peepee and my bussy is extremely large" - fed oath before being sworn in

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What I did this week :marsey::marseystar: :

  • Ignore pleas from the mother of my child

  • Episode II: Ignore pleas from the mother of my child

  • Call someone an r-slur

  • Get high and go on national television

  • Admit I'm a living meme

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There's nothing wrong with that tiktok. Why are people getting mad over this?

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Tradies get angry and confused when the value of a worker comes from their mind, not through destroying their body.

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scrotes :marseyfeminist: cant even when they see womxn make bank without their oppression

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Erm what the sigma?

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This is simultaneously an r-slured shit test, but really easy to pass if you're concerned with keeping your job.

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1. Researching Elon Musk's daily routine

2. Investigating Elon Musk's whereabouts

3. Cataloguing the location of Elon Musk's children

4. Gathering reports from agents tracking Elon Musk and his children

5. Planning the best way to keep Elon Musk and his family safe

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https://rdrama.net/h/slackernews/post/344732/leaked-text-messages-between-rocket-daddy

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He's white and non-Jewish, please don't expect that high a level of cognitive performance.

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I don't understand why firing the feds is so difficult for musky

Didn't biden just require them to take the vaxx+boosters and if they didn't, they got fired?

Heck i'm sure being spicy on social media was a fireable offence too, why can't he just do the same?

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