So yeah, after drinking myself to sleep most nights and drinking during work, I woke up Saturday morning throwing up and decided then and there I wouldn't drink anymore. And soon after my body started to attack me, sending tremors and anxiety like I hadn't felt from withdrawal before. It got so bad that I nearly checked in to a hospital for fear of accidentally hurting myself. But around midday, as the tremors became gradually less, I ended up having a crying breakdown in my car for a good 5 minutes. It simultaneously felt kind of cathartic, but also was a point where my desire for a drink was at its strongest.
I spent time with a friend who knew what I was going through tonight and it was nice. Really nice. And when I got home, I dumped my last whiskey bottle I had in my desk drawer
ETA: and in case any of you are curious as to what inspired me to just stop cold turkey all of a sudden, I'll just say it's complicated but that depression and loneliness played a big part. If you've never listened to the song Whiskey Lullaby by Brad Paisley and Alison Krauss, please do so. That'll give you an idea on the road I've been on
Posting that you're sober when you're still drunk from the night before lol good luck Redditor see you in a couple of days
The comments are the usual "so proud of you fellow Redditor" and "noo you can't just stop drinking you might die 
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He's also spamming completely random hobby subreddits about his "sobriety" and farming upmarseys like a vacuum cleaner.
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Wtf happened to /r/pics? There was a time when it was actually about the pics
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On a long enough timeline any subreddit is doomed due to the inevitability that it will eventually attract peak redditors.
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/r/pics hasn't been about pics for like 14 years
For actual pictures you need to go to /r/PIC
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Exactly, what the frick is this r-slur even talking about? It's been a shit sub since there were subs on reddit.
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It's 17 years old and probably every redditor in existence has visited it
Do I really need to say any more
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I always thought it would be mildly funny to post an all white 25x25 image or something like that with a dumb sob story title to see if they would upmarsey it.
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/u/Matilda_Mother_67 just have one honey it will be fine
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We've all done this at some point
Fake quitting that is, not actually wasting precious alcohol 
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He's just dumping his own piss probably.
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Did you pee in a bottle and take a pic of you pouring it down the drain for clout?
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I would do for 45k updoots
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Do it for 45k dc, slut
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Never film yourself when drunk
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Did no one learn this from David Hasselhoff?
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I have bever done this because im not a cute twink
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!boozers check out this fricking loser
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99% of loser alcoholics quit just before learning how to handle their booze
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No one likes a quitter
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Day 5 into No Jenkem January be like:
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It's the shit!
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How the frick is alcoholism even real hahahhahahahaa just don't drink like bruh just close your mouth
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Unironically this
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Just like don't constantly drink for several years. Also don't have all your best friends be fentanyl addicts.
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Alcoholics Anonymous exists to make everyone think that giving up is really difficult, which in turn makes AA more money.
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When I stopped smoking I stopped for 6 months before I told anyone anything. I kept cigarettes in the house in case I decided 'frick it' because I knew the temptation to smoke was less fricky than the thought of needing to smoke at 3am and not having any. I never officially quit, I just decided I wasn't going to smoke this morning/afternoon/evening- I always said I'd have one if I wanted one but never did.
Honestly a massive help was that, if you haven't smoked for a while, the moment you smoke you need a big shit and I had bad hemorrhoids which made my butt bleed when I wiped.
Anyway- never quit anything. Just say "not now, maybe later".
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It's a good strategy. I don't remember when my last drink was, I just realised one day that I hadn't had a drink in a while and decided to completely stop.
Alternately saying you're never going to drink again while you're hungover is probably the worst strategy.
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Same goes for abusive relationships...
S*x still great tho.
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What a massive cute twink listening to whatever this is. Real chads are crying while listening to Social Distortion.
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This
arc is getting ridiculous. !enemiesofpizzashill
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!commenters OP relapsed after one day https://rdrama.net/post/345700
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I hope it was because of my ping telling OP to go for one more "harmless" drink
!commenters
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I don't understand, what does this have to do with Orange Cheeto?
/r/lostredditors
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His whole post history is one big whine.
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Snapshots:
https://old.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1iwri5s/not_drinking_myself_to_sleep_anymore_hopefully_i/:
undelete.pullpush.io
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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!enemiesofcarp disgusting
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He will die if the upmarseys stop
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I thought the thumbnail was a wrinkly dong pissing in the sink like that was his rock bottom moment
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I havent drank in years and I pissed in the sink two weeks ago. People take too long to shit sometimes.
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Just drink shooters during withdrawl to ween off you r-slur
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his drink of choice is honey jack daniels which is only 35% abv and filled with added sugar
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That sounds disgusting.
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