In case you'd forgetten, /r/superstonk is the group somehow even more r-slurred than us, who believe that the best value stock, the only stock you want in your portfolio right now is $GME, yes that's right, Gamestop. You know the tiny brick-n-mortar retailer which you haven't stepped into since Gabe Newell consent-accidented your credit card. I don't know if they actually sell games anymore, when I last passed one on the way to fill my shitty mall chinese food craving it looked like the entire store was funkopop
They believe that (checks notes ) back in 2021 evil hedgefunds
decided to make a tidy profit by shorting Gamestop until the business collapsed. Severely underestimating the power of g*mers
, the stock was bought en masse, causing a short squeeze, briefly driving the price of $GME from a couple dollars to over $80. But the
s couldn't take the
and insisted it should have gone to several thousand dollars
, so long as people keep holding. They were kicked out of /r/wallstreetbets
(how seriously
do you have to be to be exiled from that community) and formed /r/superstonk, which rapidly became the biggest conspiracy theory rabbit hole on the internet. They allege a four year campaign of coverups: hedgefunds hiding trade volumes, politicians accepting bribes, SEC employees being threatened, rather than admit they got duped into buying $20 of worthless memestock
.
It's a day ending in 'y' which means that the signs are all there and $GME is about to pop:
What I think that happen now?
I think that tomorrow GME price needs to retest 24.99 daily SMA200 (that probably is in an higher lvl, np), and after that can go higher (probably 55 or more, but at least 55 imo)
/r/Superstonk - Here we go again...GME ready to go?
- ADX+DI are bullish but with low power (a retracement to SMA200 is possible)
- RSI is bullish, and that's ok
- CCI is bullish, bul likes to dance tomorrow ;)
No wait it'll happen in March
I think there is a reason why RK got in April-May and that was to create fractals. And I found also same cycle repeat itself from other ticker. So I thought instead of repeating 2020-2021Jan cycle, they repeat much more stretched out version of Apr-May run and it's 10x slower than last Apr-May run.
Shennanagins at the SEC to prevent them from holding the crooks to account:
You have got to be f**king kidding me ๐ก Feb 18, 2025 . A watermain break has has flooded the DTC's security processing business (jersey city area) wow, just fuggin wow ๐ฎโ๐จ
๐ฐ News
These criminals see the walls closing in.
I hope u all get sent to prison for a VERY LONG time.
Shorts never closed.
DTCC commits international securities fraud.
SEC & FINRA are colluding and complicit.
Ken Griffin lied under oath.
JP Morgan is a crime syndicate.
No cell, no sell ๐๐๐๐
$GME GameStop ๐ฎ
This locked themselves out of their account and claims it's to stop them from being able to sell when the squeeze happens (it must be close for them to start locking trades!)
I have contacted Computershare three times in the last 6 business days without any resolution. Only a promise of my call being returned by the security team within 48 hours, and it has been " escalated "โฆit's been 6 business days, still no call. Still locked out of my account online, still no access to my shares.
So just be careful and make sure you all check whether or not you are able to sell a share before this happens to you.
I'm truly beside myself and pretty unsure how to proceed if this lasts through this week without any correspondence from Computershare.
This poor kid has $80000 invested in GME...
Anyway take comfort that whatever poor life choices you made, at least you aren't bag holding for the soyist of retail failures!
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Inject this $GME copium into my veins
I made $4k off of this shit and cashed out, only for my loser brother to start crying at me over selling and not holding... then he put his rent money into doubling down when I told him he was being an r-slur.
He didn't learn anything because the stock shot back up again and he sold at the cost basis he bought it at. But I digress.
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i refused to buy etheruem when it was like a few bucks back in 8th grade and my teacher asked my advice because he was gonna buy some and i told him not to be r-slurred. Didn't listen to me and it shot up a bunch. Good for him but also frick you. y ask my advice if u not gonna listen u dummy.
Same thing happened with gme. I kinda feel dumb, but whatever, buying shit just based off hype is r-slurred. I just want the bull market to be over so all these cute twinks to get fricked up the butt and i can look like a genius for my hoard of gold that i ransomed from some big nose friends of mine.
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i coulda bought bitcoin at $50 bucks
!slots200
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I made $1350 gainz in a week on $22k in the great crypto volatility of 2022 when SBF and FTX were at an all time high and people were buying crypto like crazy with their stimmy money.
Good enough for me to buy a new MacBook for my mom. Thanks cryptobros, my mom loves it


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Me and my friends were al like "bitcoins a scam why would I buy it" when it was pennies a piece.
I know a guy who had 2000 BTC, when bitcoin hit like $7 he went on a month long trip to europe. Every day he would come to my office and b-word about it. He quit and went somewhere else, a few years later he got me a job at a different company, still game by my office just to b-word.
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don't invest in stocks, bonds, etc.
if u can't hold it in ur hand u don't own it. gold, silver, platinum, and copper only. gun power/shells and yellow cake as well. oil reserve if u can know how to build store under earth otherwise it goes bad.
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anybidy who says "food" or "water" is a moron.
earth like 80% water, just drink the oceam r-slur.
and the reason u have gun is for food. eat the stragglers. if thete are no stragglers then ur screwed anyeay.
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Unironically just buy only SPY and you can't really fail tbh.
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naw s&p 500 is super top heavy with mostly the leading tech stocks.
me and my team been planning massive prank on the root dns servers using powerful bangers and poppers that will cause internet downagr across the globe resulting in many hardy laughs from all. when that haeppsn ur SPY will be SPBye.
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Same without the poor brother.
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