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WHAT DID SHE ADD MORE WHITE WOMAN ANTI DEPRESSANTS???? 
what the frick
is going on
in the federal government
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The 5 bulletpoint question is probably to weed out r-slurs who can't even do that. It's the easiest shit ever.
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Just make some shit u
Trans lives matter
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But what if they didn't eat breakfast today?
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The fact that they were working without even the slightest accountability beforehand, was the most surprising part of this whole thing.
Like, not even an email explaining wtf you've been doing?
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Surprising? Really?
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Did [random shit thats my job]
Got laid
Play PoE2, it's very good
Brought a lesbian back
Wrote this email, best part of my week
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I had to do a "self evaluation" at a job long ago, which factored in some way or another into my final rating, which would determine my bonus. It was on a scale of 1 to 5 with 3 meaning "adequate". The rule was if you give yourself 4 or 5 in any category you have to explain why.
I spent like 2 hours on it, giving myself a 5 (greatly exceeds expectations) in every single category and writing a long paragraph about each one. The evaluation was like 10 pages long.
My boss starts reading it in front of me and says "I'm not sure you're taking this seriously" and I said "no actually I'm completely serious"
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How did it end up after?
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Nobody is even reading the responses, they're gonna feed them all to an AI and then ???? efficiency because they're a bunch of 21 year old crypto bros and Elon Musk. But the stupid ones who fear technology think the AI is going to see into their soul and deduce that they spend half their time skiving.
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