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He thinks you're gonna cheat on him. (1227)
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Also cruises advertise as per person, but book per room. Somebody is full of shit, no reason for no plus one. If don't believe me, try to book a room by yourself. You will have to pay double (271)
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It's a cruise, not a hotel. My guess is that she will be sharing a cabin with a female co-worker. (12)
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Also eight years? Get married already you b-word.
My neighbor died unexpectedly a few months ago. His long-term girlfriend of twelve years got absolutely nothing. All his assets, including the house, went to his sister.
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Fricking rdrama world filters makes this unintentionally funny
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Shout out to my neighbor Flanders.
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Hi-diddly-ho, BIPOCinos.
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Somethin wrong
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Our neighbor dead
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I can't see people using BIPOC without thinking they called someone a BIPOC
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His fault, what an r-slur. Also her fault for not telling him to do it.
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If you're older than 28 and you've been dating for more than a year and you have no idea if you want to marry the person, then you're just screwing around.
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What are you a woman
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No, hence why I didn't waste my youth fricking strangers and settled down while still in my prime.
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Lmao BASED!! Sisters stay WINNING
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This is the reason you're supposed to not get married if you get divorced then all of your shit is gone
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and ofc the sister was like nah, none for you? foids, sheesh
if they were actually living together she might be able to sue for some of it.
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I was relieved when my friends who have been living together for 4 years finally got engaged. I was about to go start snickering that they were ticking down on common law marriage
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But she's actually a really great neighbor and I'm gonna miss her. She was very quiet and kept to herself.
From what it sounds like, if the sister moves in she's gonna be loud and trashy
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Why can't women write properly anymore? What the frick is this shit? Why does she put spaces before full stops sometimes?
You are 32 years old! Did you forget how to write and re-learn it from reading /r/starbucksbaristas comments?
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Women under 30 cannot write !bookworms
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(What a blow !!!) ๐ฎโ๐จ
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oh honey
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Her boss is obviously trying to frick her lmao
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In the rump!
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They absolutely care if you +1. At the VERY LEAST, the food and dining schedule is part of the per-person price
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Cruises book per-person with a supplement if you are solo. Most ships have cabins that don't have single supplements and cruise lines frequently wave them in trunk seasons. In a case like this where it's a corporate booking there won't be a single supplement, they will have done a deal with the line as part of hotel room blocks.
I have been married 15 years. Wife and I have separate vacations at least once a year because we are not codependent, trust each other and it's just nice to have a break even if you really like someone. I get to go in to the woods for a week with my dog, she goes to visit friends.
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What do you do with your dog
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Let him chase squirrels while I get drunk and "fish".
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Bro your wife is cheating!
-internet person who knows nothing about you or anyone else for that matter since he spends his life reading reddit.coom
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Not a bad bait post but yeah don't believe a company would give away tickets to a cruise for only one.
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I assume the entire ship will be Marriott corporate if there are regional sales winners, wildcards etc
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she's 100% going to cheat on him
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He deserves it for being a sperg.
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Cheating is always the right choice if you get away with it
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He said he will dump her if she goes right? So not cheating they aren't together.
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Just go on the cruise, scrote
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I'd break up with her for that paragraph structure alone
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I agree except for the "women these days are so crap" part that was above this
Men go on cruises too, including the hypothetical cheater moid that this commenter goes on to rant about
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Everyone involved is an r-slur
Her for wanting to go to Mexico, him for being a spaz
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Is this a thing? Does this even qualify as a "cruise"?
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She's right, he's wrong, and he knew it when she said he'd have to go to her boss and tell him that she wasn't going on the cruise because he (the boyfriend) didn't want her to. But he doubled down.
If he's worried about cheating, he should have gone on the cruise with her as she offered to pay for half. Now he's made a moronic ultimatum that it sounds like he's too proud to back down from.
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Look. Nobody else is gonna tell you this, so it's gotta be me. You're not an introvert, you're just mentally disturbed. I know, I know, it was a nice little label, you enjoyed it, I know you did. But you're not an introvert, it's not normal that you haven't left the house in one year. That's not "just what introverts do." That's a you problem. Oh wow, you haven't had any human contact in months. How quirky! Wow, you're such a great introvert, haha. Just kidding, that's a personality disorder. You have a personality disorder. Oh, you avoid eye contact when people are talking to you? You can't go to parties because you're too socially anxious? Ha. Doesn't sound like something you should be incorporating into your identity with a label like "introvert." Sounds like problems. Problems you need to solve. Sounds like fundamental personality issues that aren't going to get better if you hide them under the label of "introvert".
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Is this a common thing or just internet paranoia. Seems like it's pretty easy to know if your relationship is normal there is near 0% chance they would even think of cheating.:
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Good point. The math ain't mathing on this. There's not enough info for me to draw any firm conclusions, but this is a giant hole in the logic of this scenario.:
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Darn, women are so crap these days. Imagine investing 8 years with someone and they're like "hey I won this prize where I get to party and drink with lots of attractive people for days without you! Isn't that great?".How tf are you meant to have a relationship with a woman who puts herself in situations like that?This is what happens next. They have a fight over this but she goes anyway. Tells male coworker who fancies her that she's fighting with bf over this. Co-worker gets her drunk and bangs her. Cue teary morning phone call from her saying she has no idea how this happened. End of relationship.Or worse sh doesn't tell you and continues affair and you only find out after you have kids with her.Ditch her now imo before she drags you down with her. She does not value your relationship and will burn you if you don't.:
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So uhm, ok, i get it that he's insecure and 4 years younger and is very volatile, and i get that it's dangerous. However, if hee ever got that offer made would he tell you he's going even to dangerous places just because he's a man, he can handle it? I'd slap him in the face without a second thought. Also, 8 yrs of bf and gf and still no ring? Was it yours or his idea? Well, to many details. Insecure people tend to want to have more control than they should. Same with overprotective ppl. And that hurts the other person, they don't realise it, but that hurts a lot. So he either mans up and takes the blow like a man, or runs away from this relationship. Also, breaking up over a simple trip is childish, this shit is done at 15-17 years old, not at grown up ages ffs. What is he? 10?? So, i suggest, if you really want to go on that trip, go regardless of his feelings. It's not like you are going to cheat on him, so it's just his insecurities bubbling up. If you do cheat on him, which i d...:
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As a person who is very much like your boyfriend, I can say it is likely down to a few things. Jealousy, abandonment issues, control, or worried you'll cheat or he'll have a whole story played in his head about something happening. For context, my partner went away on holiday with her mum. Her mum paid for it. In my head I was angry as I didn't get a holiday and I'm the one who works full time, pays all the bills and would need to look after children in the school holidays whilst working too (they're my children, not hers, and live with me full time as they have no contact with their mum). I was also angry that she didn't immediately say she would take my kids as she always claims she wants to be a part of the family and her sister was taking her own children and leaving the husband at home, so in my head I really wanted that help and I didn't get it. So I had jealousy, anger over lack of support, and then there is my natural huge overthinking which inevitably will lead to something...:
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