Before we begin this post I would like to acknowledge the traditional owners of the land. I would also like to pay my respects to Dramatards past, present and emerging. Sovereignty was never ceded.

G'day cobbers and sheilas. With the 2025 Federal election coming up, who will you be voting for?

Government still hasn't announced a date. Probs May

Please vote below so I know which of you to blame for personally destroying this country.

Liberal Party (I'm a rich ghoul who wants to r*pe and pillage this country)

National Party (bogans buckbroken by rich ghouls)

Labor Party (oh Daddy Xi you can dock in my port)

One Nation (the right Australia is a white Australia)

Greens (I cycle naked through Naarm)

Katter's Australian (correct option)

Australia's Voice (Palestine's Voice)

Centre Alliance (the most boring person you know votes for them)

Fusion Party (to be fair, you need a really high IQ to understand…)

People's First Party (fascism with Australian characteristics)

Jacquie Lambie Network (foids :marseysick:

)

Australian Democrats (no, we're not dead)

Trumpet of Patriots (MAGAts stop interfering in our politics :marseyraging:

)

Legalise Cannabis Party (dude weed lmao)

Communist Party of Australia (eurocommunism isn't dead)

Animal Justice Party (they eat fish :marseypearlclutch:

)

Libertarian Party (not libertarians from what I can tell)

Shooters, Fishers and Farmers' Party (me old man votes for them so I won't make fun of them :marseyangel:

)

Sustainable Australia Party (I'm a closeted racist who hides behind a veneer of environmentalism)

Indigenous-Aboriginal Party (pay up whitefella)

Socialist Alliance (seize the means of wha-? we just want free stuff)

Victorian Socialists (CFMEU butt buddies)

The Great Australian Party (One Nation wasn't great enough)

United Palmer Party (he makes the dank maymays :marseyviewerstare:

)

Independent (I want to destabilise our fragile democracy)

Other

I would also like to extend a warm welcome to Future and Inevitable Prime Minister @fine_wesome, who has returned from Nippon after being jailed for his s*x crime speedrun.