"For the record, Shrek and Fiona chose to be ogres instead of white people." Mayos mad over :marseytruthnuke: of incomprehensible proportions.

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Wait are black people really trying to claim fricking Shrek as a "black coded character" now?

Shrek is actually one of the most ARYVN characters now that I think about it

>lives innawoods

>hates governments

>built his own house, produces his own food

>redhead wife

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1741075705Or0lfdUGaE8ZCw.webp

I can see why she'd get that impression to be fair :marseyyikes:

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Its genuinely hilarious to see several black women identifying with literal ogres lately.

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Holy frick

What the heck is that

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Joyous self-own there.

The only reason they didn't stay human was because they couldn't make more Shrek movies if they did.

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Shrek 6 - Shrek and family travel to Ogre City but get stuck in human form.

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Orcs are N*****s and that's a good thing.

Segregation is a good idea because it allows black people to be themselves around one another.

Black Ghettos have value because they are the Headquarters of the matriarchy.

Shrek is black and always has been. Every black kid looked at Shrek from the beginning and thought," I bet that is what my father is going to look like the day I find him."

Get with the times old man. This is the liberal left in 2025.

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Don't forget

>ugly as frick

>zero social skills because he's a NEET

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Look at her photo

Also its funny how whiteness is seen as beauty in that universe, because it happens to Donkey too. But it's funny theyre doing the blackpill thing in reverse

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Holy frick all the women and cute twinks in her replies telling her she's gorgeous. That's one thing I will never ever understand with women. I'm trying to think up a male equivalent and I just can't, it's so irrational and illogical

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My god

This is even worse than a profile pic

Reminds me how bad I felt about my body after I got very fat for a while

I was fricking ashamed to go to the beach

Yet fat women in States and UK seem to promote this shit

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My personal theory is that there will come a point in the future of America, when it runs out of Indian immigrants, that it will have no choice but to finally shift to Africa for more immigrants. It is the point in time after this that the US will continue to not differentiate between African-American and first generation Africans in the US and over time the African immigrants from Africa are going to take over African-American culture and in a way "Save it" by beating and taking over all the positions currently occupied by African-Americans. For example - The next generation of African-American DEI hiring ends up being 2nd generation Africans getting hired via DEI instead of the African Americans in the ghettos or poor neighborhoods.

With this event, we will see the decline of rap music, single mother black households, and black-white people animosity.

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Fiona is the tricky one here. Whether or not she's doing something quite racially iffy depends heavily on whether we construct her as Rachel Dolezal in greenface, or as an ogre woman with a severe case of temporal vitiligo. The latter is uncomfortable. It requires us to ignore that Fiona's curse is distinctly artificial.

But, yes, I could arguably see that donkey and Shrek might call each other the n word in a brotherly sort of way, and it wouldn't be particularly controversial.

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Normies can't understand the thrill of pinning the Weasel. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delirious state with Talmudic chanting from the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seems to harmonize with the droning hebrew verses. He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra powered peepee a divining rod for the Weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps "Found you!" The Mathsweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His peepee thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs, unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendipity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman's dehydrated peepee.

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