Tips on tipping

30% tip?? Lol, Lmao even.

Stopped reading here

I made an old lady manning the cash register at a Subway cry after I tipped $0.00.

I eat out so I can not tip and when confronted by the server I give an extremely long lecture about how their employer should pay them a fair wage and the evils of capitalism and how voting blue will fix their problems. I watch the holy spirit of Ronald Reagan enter their body around the 10 minutes mark.

They didn't even draw the Star of David right

The math is wrong

The math isn't even right

Okay I won't go out then. Enjoy your $0 in tips

There is a new restaurant around here that seats you, and brings you out your food, but only sometimes clears your table, and they don't bring you water.

I'm sorry, unless you suck it for papi, I'm not tipping.

Anyone who says "times it" instead of "multiply" isn't getting a tip

How about I move the decimal over one then multiply by 0. That's what I would do if I saw this sign.

Service bad: $0

Service average: $5 or 10%, whichever is lower

Service Excellent: 15%

That's actually exactly what I do already. If given the choice, I avoid the place that expects tips.

I soon became frustrated that no one was paying any attention to me, particularly the girls. I saw girls talking to other guys who looked like obnoxious slobs, but none of them showed any interest in me. As my frustration grew, so did my anger. I came across this Asian guy who was talking to a white girl. The sight of that filled me with rage. I always felt as if white girls thought less of me because I was half-Asian, but then I see this white girl at the party talking to a full-blooded Asian. I never had that kind of attention from a white girl! And white girls are the only girls I'm attracted to, especially the blondes. How could an ugly Asian attract the attention of a white girl, while a beautiful Eurasian like myself never had any attention from them? I thought with rage. I glared at them for a bit, and then decided I had been insulted enough. I angrily walked toward them and bumped the Asian guy aside, trying to act cocky and arrogant to both the boy and the girl. My drunken state got the better of me, and I almost fell over to the floor after a few minutes of this. They said something along the lines that I was very drunk and that I needed to get some water, so I angrily left them and went out to the front yard, where the main partying happened. Rage fumed inside me as I realized that I just walked away from that confrontation, so I rushed back into the house and spitefully insulted the Asian before walking outside again.

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