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One frequent Vegas tourist has one of the worst Life Pro Tips you've ever seen to get around the "no coffee machines allowed in your room" rule

https://old.reddit.com/r/LasVegas/comments/1j77bwt/coffee_hack/

								

								

I have found that hotels don't provide or allow coffeemakers in the rooms (yes, they liken them to "hot plates", as if they are a fire hazard, or as if people are making pancakes in their room).

Anyway, I fly with my $10 4-pound Wal*Mart cheapo coffee maker and ensure it's packed away before I leave the room for housekeeping. It's saved me from having to spend time looking for coffee and obviously saved money. It's also a great option when you see your booked hotel only offers Keurig coffee etc.

So rather than leaving your room and finding good coffee, this guy suggests bringing your own coffee maker, and then his "hack" is to pack it up when he leaves his room so that housekeeping don't find it. Is that a hack?

Even Redditors are calling him out for being dumb.

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Stupid comment, if I'm paying a $40 resort fee then I expect free coffee.


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Life hack: instead of renting a hotel room, ordering room service, and using the minibar—sleep on the sidewalk! The local corner-store for malt liquor is close by and people walking by just give you free food!

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I once gave a homeless guy in Vegas my leftover Capital Grille truffle fries and creamed spinach. It was very salty and there was a heatwave so I think he might have died of dehydration overnight.

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Salty food helps booze absorb faster, you did him a solid

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Man frick that heatwave a few years ago in Vegas. Shit was insufferable. 90+ degrees at midnight? HECK NAW.

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The actual LPT is in the comments!!

:#marseysoylentgrintalking:

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Put the room kettle on the floor next to your bed. If you're too lazy or drunk to get out of bed at night you can turn on your side, grab the kettle and pee into it. Just rinse it out a bit next morning and housekeeping will be none the wiser.

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Leave it on your last day so the next guest knows if housekeeping have actually cleaned the room

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*turn it on when you check out so it's even easier to tell

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room kettle

What the frick are you talking about? Aevann ban this britoid

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Bongoloids attempting to colonize yet another space online now that they're irrelevant in the real world.....


dude bussy lmao

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Anyone who drinks hotel room coffee is subhuman. Like why are you even having breakfast in your hotel room to begin with? Literally just walk downstairs and get breakfast and coffee? Or go to fricking Starbucks?

I have an actual pro travel tip though:

Most hotels don't have a kettle and making tea in hotel coffee makers fricking sucks. The last thing I want from my chamomile tea before bed is months of shitty keurig residue from rslurs like the OP of that thread. You can get collapsible silicone kettles on Amazon that fold up small enough to fit in your carry on. Huge quality of life improvement when I travel for work.

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You sound like a giant pessary.

Also, thanks for the tip that was mentioned in the linked thread.

Question: Are you allowed to ride on commercial airlines with a head that big or do they just hand over the captain's wings and let you fly the plane because your wunderkindness precedes you?

Note: I drink hotel room coffee and your mom still blows me. On second thought, maybe it is trash...

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Man, that's so weird, I drink hotel room coffee sometimes and @lfyca 's mom blows me too.

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okay fr, why do you drink hotel room coffee?

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Because coffee is an r-slured drink that always tastes like s***. There's no way to make it not taste like s***. Thus, it doesn't matter what you make it with. Anyone who actually likes coffee is anything more than a stimulant is a smooth-grained r-slur.


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Wrong.

1. Coffee smells great

2. Coffee tastes delicious

People who can't handle bitter flavors are kitties. Coffee is yucky! Whiskey tastes like gasoline! Beer is gross! I'm a fatass who can't drink anything without 50 pounds of sugar in my drink.

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I don't drink coffee with sugar (that makes it taste even shittier) I just opt for caffeine powder in water


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Real caffeine addict chads just take NoDoz

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I grab the generic version because it's cheaper :marseyboomer:

Still mix it into water though caffeine wasn't meant to be a solid substance


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Go back to your Monster energy drinks little boy

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Monster somehow tastes even f****** worse. It's like r-slurred battery acid versus just bitter Garbage. Adding sugar to coffee defeats the point entirely. Adding cream to it defeats the point entirely, but I'm still guilty of it.

I've turned to just caffeine pills and caffeine powder that I put into my drink along with creatine and human growth hormone


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gosh

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Sometimes I want coffee, and it's there. Like your mom's mouth.

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My family has an ancient peepee sucking technique passed down through the generations so it's hardly a fair comparison.

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>pessary

Thanks for expanding my vocabulary, king :marseynotes:

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Literally just walk downstairs and get breakfast and coffee?

That's one of my favourite things about staying in a hotel, I don't know why OP is so desperate to make his own (probably worse) coffee. If I was that desperate then I'd just get a cheap small pod machine rather than taking a 4lb coffee maker on a flight.

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Most hotels have a small cheap pod machine in the room with free pods that he doesn't want to use. He's gotta have his special beans.

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you could get reusable pods and put your own beans :marseyfingercount: in it.

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An aeropress and a collapsable kettle solves both problems, and the coffee will be way better than starbucks.

Actually now that I think of it, I might travel with an aeropress next time I go to europe. I fricking hate euro coffee.

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You should travel with a dirty bomb and just f****** nuke them


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Nuking the ummah is haram

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>Mfw islamophobia is haram

:marseyspit: I didn't know I could be a terrorist :marseyblush:

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Restaurant hack: if there's no restaurant within the hotel, cook food in the bathroom using the room's supplies.

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My hope is that he has some pre-cooked identical ribs that he switches out at the end, but he does look pretty nasty.

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He's done a bunch of these. The video that introduced me to him involved him making nachos in the bathroom sink

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no

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fr, also how about dont be so addicted to drugs that you have to fly with an appliance in your bag to satiate your fiendish appetite?

People.suck

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