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[๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜] "I WOULD have served, but if a TI was yelling in my face, I wouldn't be able to hold back from beating his butt."

https://old.reddit.com/r/ProfessorMemeology/comments/1j6ibwh/i_would_have_served_but_if_a_ti_was_yelling_in_my/

								

								

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Do my bone spurs seem like a joke to you? (20)

I mean I personally support mocking of trumps bone spurs, but it's comical coming from Biden supporters. Because Bidens asthma was so horrifically crippling that he checks notes had a collegiate athletic career that he has boasted about many, many, many times instead of serving. The 2020 election was literally 2 draft dodgers against each other.. (-2)

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Huh, civilian sector is shipping in jobs from overseas, good luck. 5yrs ago we had 2 foreign visa workers, now its up to 15 and they are taking jobs such as "mechanic" and "electrician". Hope the vets don't need benefits if they wanna compete with cheap foreign labor (7)

Next step. End all H1B visas and prevent them ever coming back (0)

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This is not a binary issue, Poor meme. (2)

It is, of you support veterans then you would be against cutting their benefits and firing them with no notice. (-1)

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Iirc, on a YT vid interviewing Ukrainians, the same people who support MAGA said that the young Ukrainians interviewed should go to the frontlines to support their country instead of pursuing Education! I don't see these MAGA oldies enlisting when the U.S is in turmoil. It's stupid. They hide and cower from the safety of the U.S, spouting patriotism and the duty to ones country while Ukrainians and American volunteers/veterans are in Ukraine fighting on the front. They (MAGA) were born in a priviledged country with a government that holds their military personnel accountable. They were born in a country of stability, and prosperity. They were born in a solid government with authorities rooting out corruption. I'm infuriated that they spout shit from within the walls and shield of the U.S. I'm infuriated that they spout utter shit when they haven't lost their country. I'm infuriated that they want Ukraine to surrender in order to ensue peace when they never had their country hopeless... (0)

Here's an idea from someone who has served. If your scared of a threat be prepared to fight it. I'm sorry you lost ground, I'm more sorry you've lost people, I've lost people too. My family fled from persecution to build a life in a land prepared to fight tyranny, my family's homes were torched and they were slaughtered. Now my family proudly serves and works to not let tyrants topple us. The lesson is it is not the fault of others for your loss, you need to make yourself better. Ukraine has fought bravely and has made fools of Russia, but I'm not going over there to help you, it isn't the world's fault you didn't say frick you to the world and build the country into an impenetrable bastion. If you could never win without help then flee and be safe, don't cling to some petty moral high ground of this is my home. My family lost it's home and is going strong, you could suffer the same.I'm sorry we didn't uphold our treaty and bomb Russia when they attacked you though, it'd be dishonest... (3)

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My issue with gutting the VA is for like you said the people who suffer in silence. They're gonna suffer even more with yet more cuts for the VA. I've only heard bad things about the VA but I think it comes down to a procedural issue not personnel. Personnel cuts are just gonna turn those problems to 11 (1)

they already are suffering. its time for new solutions. if the va was a broken coffee mug we would spend money and get a new one not pour more coffee into it and complain why people arent happy that a bit of coffee is still in the cracked pieces. the rest of the coffee is already on the floor and theres new pots waiting to be poured. sometimes when people arent willing or able to fix things or they are beyond economic repair they need to be replaced before the catastrophically fail. its already a failure, its getting worse daily. it needs to get gutted and rebuilt with efficiency and funding or we have to build something else before this one collapses even further. i believe that both of us want the same end result but not everyone is willing to spill some blood for the greater good. people will get cut, funding has to be reorganized. this is why i hate how congress wants to always loop everything into one spending bill so you dont see how much money is going into which programs. th... (1)

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Iirc, on a YT vid interviewing Ukrainians, the same people who support MAGA said that the young Ukrainians interviewed should go to the frontlines to support their country instead of pursuing Education! I don't see these MAGA oldies enlisting when the U.S is in turmoil. It's stupid. They hide and cower from the safety of the U.S, spouting patriotism and the duty to ones country while Ukrainians and American volunteers/veterans are in Ukraine fighting on the front. They (MAGA) were born in a priviledged country with a government that holds their military personnel accountable. They were born in a country of stability, and prosperity. They were born in a solid government with authorities rooting out corruption. I'm infuriated that they spout shit from within the walls and shield of the U.S. I'm infuriated that they spout utter shit when they haven't lost their country. I'm infuriated that they want Ukraine to surrender in order to ensue peace when they never had their country hopeless... (0)

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Veterans are DEI hires at many government jobs

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You see, we introduced tax break to protect them from being discriminated against for being incompetent.

I honestly believe you can get a job anywhere, just for existing, if you are a black-trans-disabled-veteran with a bachelor's degree. Bonus points for being registered with a tribe.

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The thought of a black native veteran who became a pooner and decided to embody toxic masculinity as a lifestyle terrorizing all their coworkers with aggressive sexual harassment and absurd bro antics is hysterical

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They have one small advantage -- in the final scoring they get +5 points. Essentially the math works out to be a tie breaker.

The must to be qualified for the job, they must have the education requirements, they have at least an equal resume to the other top candidates, and they must do a good interview. If they suck at those things then those points don't matter.

Also, men have to sign up for the draft and women don't. All women federal employees are DEI workers by default because men have more requirements than them.

!fedposters !chuds

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It's the federal contracts where the grift is strong.

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I think there's a 20:1 ratio of contractors vs actual federal workers and the companies bill $300/hr for skilled labor and $600+ for engineering/science.

Firing feds is literally the most r-slurred cost-cutting measure because even if you fired every single one of them you are cutting 5% of your labor component, specifically your lowest cost labor rate.

It's also funny how they say feds make twice as much as the national salary average -- no they don't because there are no fed jobs that are service industry jobs. They don't clean pottys, they don't flip burgers, etc., because fed buildings build food courts for private companies. I think the Pentagon has 3 major food courts and a coffee stand at every apex on every floor.

But you'd think a team of billionaire executives would know a thing about labor rates and project scoping. Maybe they don't teach that at Wharton.

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All women federal employees are DEI workers by default because men have more requirements than them.

Also because women are daft and fat. And ugly.

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there's a difference between giving deference to people for being, and for doing

having a skin color/sexuality vs serving our country

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It's one and the same these days. Air Force vets end up looking like this

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Except they're :marseykween: and you're paying for their everything twice over :taythumbsup:

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why do these r-slurs think supporting the troops means unconditional support in every situation for the rest of their lives

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They think it's the republican version of dems supporting blacks :marseysmug:

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:marseyhmm:

But that one seems correct since they're doormats for black people and their shenanigans. :marseysmirk2:

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there absolutely should be a nondiscrminated mandatory draft for all citizens. now not everyone should, could, or would be deployed but the brotherhood of the army and the can-do attitude of military service is something most people miss. would also boom the birth rate to 1 gazillion in a weekend. and 18-24 year olds don't contribute to the economy anyways.

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"I WOULD have served, but if a TI was yelling in my face, I wouldn't be able to hold back from beating his butt."

:#marseysoyjak2:

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Wow Sal can't read what a shocking development

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It's easy to support your troops when you didn't serve. You simply say you respect them for being able to do what you couldn't or didn't. These r-slurs somehow don't realize that a tiny minority of people serve out of the general population, and its the same in non-shit countries.

I spent 4 years in ROTC, so I came closer than everyone in that thread anyway.

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What kinda homosexual hijinks did you get up too during that

Trans lives matter

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Autodrama just loves this sub.

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Suddenly redditors love the troops

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Suddenly rightoids hate 'em

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They targeted rDrama.

rDrama.

We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end reading some of the stupidest, most inane posts. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than badges and updoots.

Dramatards are competative, hard core, by nature. We love a challange. The worst thing you did in all of this was to challange us. You're not special, you're not original, you're not the first; this is just another shitpost.

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https://old.reddit.com/r/ProfessorMemeology/comments/1j6ibwh/i_would_have_served_but_if_a_ti_was_yelling_in_my/:

I mean I personally support mocking of trumps bone spurs, but it's comical coming from Biden supporters. Because Bidens asthma was so horrifically crippling that he checks notes had a collegiate athletic career that he has boasted about many, many, many times instead of serving. The 2020 election was literally 2 draft dodgers against each other..:

Next step. End all H1B visas and prevent them ever coming back:

It is, of you support veterans then you would be against cutting their benefits and firing them with no notice.:

Here's an idea from someone who has served. If your scared of a threat be prepared to fight it. I'm sorry you lost ground, I'm more sorry you've lost people, I've lost people too. My family fled from persecution to build a life in a land prepared to fight tyranny, my family's homes were torched and they were slaughtered. Now my family proudly serves and works to not let tyrants topple us. The lesson is it is not the fault of others for your loss, you need to make yourself better. Ukraine has fought bravely and has made fools of Russia, but I'm not going over there to help you, it isn't the world's fault you didn't say frick you to the world and build the country into an impenetrable bastion. If you could never win without help then flee and be safe, don't cling to some petty moral high ground of this is my home. My family lost it's home and is going strong, you could suffer the same.I'm sorry we didn't uphold our treaty and bomb Russia when they attacked you though, it'd be dishonest...:

they already are suffering. its time for new solutions. if the va was a broken coffee mug we would spend money and get a new one not pour more coffee into it and complain why people arent happy that a bit of coffee is still in the cracked pieces. the rest of the coffee is already on the floor and theres new pots waiting to be poured. sometimes when people arent willing or able to fix things or they are beyond economic repair they need to be replaced before the catastrophically fail. its already a failure, its getting worse daily. it needs to get gutted and rebuilt with efficiency and funding or we have to build something else before this one collapses even further. i believe that both of us want the same end result but not everyone is willing to spill some blood for the greater good. people will get cut, funding has to be reorganized. this is why i hate how congress wants to always loop everything into one spending bill so you dont see how much money is going into which programs. th...:

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