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Want a good laugh? I advise you visit r/retailhell. A collection of the 30000 most miserable insufferable c*nts on reddit. :marseyamazon: :marseywagie: :marseyneet:

Thank god these guys seem to be all Mutts and Bongs. I would rope having to deal with those fricktards in my store.

"Why do my feet hurt 😫 😞" asks the fat shonen-hard-working American

Crying that they have to go to work "when the school children dont"

Crying about le hecking masks and how they are DEFINETLY going to die

Crying that they dropped out of hogh school and now have to wage slave

Crying they have to work in their agreed hours

There is also of course a lot of posts about being absolute c*nts to their colleagues and their customers. Because in classic redditor fashion they are the protagonists of the movie called society.

Even soys mog them

"I fricking hate funko collectors"

Cant make this shit up

:#marseyxd:

As an "insider" let me tell you that in the job interview for most retails you (usually) get all your tasks and obligations explained in detail. These "people" signed their contracts and knew these details and yet all they do is b-word and b-word and b-word. Treat your local wagies nicely, someone needs to do the job. But those c*nts deserve every second of the heck they crafted themselves.

Cheers r-slurs. If you have any questions for your local wagie wrangler feel free to ask.

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What’s a “chase” funko or do I even want to know? The funko hater (who wants to garrotte collectors with a bike chain :marseylaugh:) keeps mentioning they’re looking for “chase”… maybe he means “choice”? Thank you for your attention.


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I didn't know either but a guy posted this explanation in the thread

A figure with a minor difference to a standard figure with a limited run compared to the other figures. For example (I don't know haw many are actually in a case) if there are 16 figures in a case there will be 3 copies of 5 figures plus 1 chase. They are called chase figures because they are "rare" and you have to chase them down.

So they make one slightly different and manchildren go crazy over them. Honestly, good for Funko pop, these people deserve to be fleeced out of every penny they have.

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So, lets assume I have a bottle of Mr. Super Clear and an airbrush that I know how to use. Are the differences the model or just the coloring?

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infinite chase pops?

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I'm begging you to buy the cheapest funko you can, paint it as some super "rare" chase funko or whatever, then post a video to Reddit of you sawing it in half or melting it down into a spoon or something

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That was my 2nd thought after "profit???". I don't know if funko autists have a memorized list of legit pops or not though.

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based model kit chad?

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TV game show "The Chase" would be my best bet


The time has come for the Necromaster. The unleashing of the fourth joker's card. The arrival of The Great Milenko

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