Thank god these guys seem to be all Mutts and Bongs. I would rope having to deal with those fricktards in my store.
"Why do my feet hurt π« π" asks the fat shonen-hard-working American
Crying that they have to go to work "when the school children dont"
Crying about le hecking masks and how they are DEFINETLY going to die
Crying that they dropped out of hogh school and now have to wage slave
Crying they have to work in their agreed hours
There is also of course a lot of posts about being absolute c*nts to their colleagues and their customers. Because in classic redditor fashion they are the protagonists of the movie called society.
Even soys mog them
"I fricking hate funko collectors"
Cant make this shit up
As an "insider" let me tell you that in the job interview for most retails you (usually) get all your tasks and obligations explained in detail. These "people" signed their contracts and knew these details and yet all they do is b-word and b-word and b-word. Treat your local wagies nicely, someone needs to do the job. But those c*nts deserve every second of the heck they crafted themselves.
Cheers r-slurs. If you have any questions for your local wagie wrangler feel free to ask.
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I'm willing to hear other opinions on this, but I'm going to go ahead and call it. This is somehow even worse than the collectors. At least they plausibly are trying to make money, this soy is straight up playing with baby tier toys as an adult.
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My opinion is the fricking narration of other people's reactions is super cringe and anyone who writes like that deserves the rope.
The time has come for the Necromaster. The unleashing of the fourth joker's card. The arrival of The Great Milenko
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How would you even play with a funko pop? Kids don't buy them. I don't think they can be posed. I guess you could throw them at passing cars or something.
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By recording yourself using them as range targets, and posting the video to make plebbitors sneed
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Somebody should 3D print and paint a couple of particularly sneed-worthy funkos and do this. The seethe would be glorious
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George Floyd and Kyle Rittenhouse funkos when?
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Even owning a gun will make most redditors froth at the mouth in anger
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An added bonus tbh senpai
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Buying the most rare and valuable funkos just to dissolve them in acetone.
Remind me to pitch this to Saint Shkreli once he's freed.
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Maybe this guy and his Batman Funko Pop are really close just like Calvin and Hobbes. Maybe they have deep conversations and ride down hills in wagons together.
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you obviously c*m on it
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Need a jar first
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some of them function as decent butt plugs, but the collectors have bid those models sky high.
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they just don't fit in the jar if you don't unbox them
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It's just two sides of the same neurodivergent coin
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Nah. Funkos are never going to be worth anything. At least having fun with something you paid money for is better than keeping it locked up in a room forever.
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I'm sorry to ask you to do this but please attempt to picture the sight of a grown man actually playing with large blocky dolls of characters from the marvel cinematic universe.
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Honestly I don't want to
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The OP said "handled" though, so maybe he just neurodivergentally inspects them and then poses them on a shelf or something. That's not as sad in my opinion.
If he is actually sitting there making pew pew noises then he is beyond help (or empathy)
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Playing with fricking toys like a baby. Incredible. The prevalence of extreme arrested development cannot be understated.
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Nah the idiots that treat it like an investment are way worse. At least these frickers are using it for something other than furby-tier wishful thinking and autism rooms
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What do you do with them when they're out of the box, aren't they just overpriced molded plastic bobbleheads? My toys must have at least have 14 points of articulation.
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Based and GI Joe-pilled.
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