Furthermore, why do all your teeth look like this
Are the streets overflowing with crack?
How is it possible for England to produce profound bussy like Bandersnatch Cummerbund when all your foids are so ugly?
Obviously not all your moids are enjoyable to look at but there is certainly a giant disparity between the attractiveness of the foids & moids.
If that r*ped you would you report it or would the shame be too much to admit his seed was in your bussy?
.webp?h=11 "Nuzzles, pounces on you, UwU, you're so warm!..")
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we send all of our ugliest women and men to libertarianwood as a joke. Average bong woman actually looks like this (it's white woman thursday
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Average bong man look like this
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We still have you beat on moids, average burger moid looks like this.
You have no way to compete.
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"HEL-lo everyone! It's Running on Empty FoOoOd Review."
Don't hate on brotha John
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I don't.
I likes him and I wants him. He can do it the easy way or the hard way
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Neighbors with that phenotype probably responsible for 99% of all inventions
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Of course they can't compete.
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^ actual average bong woman
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Stone that
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Isn't America barely over 50% white
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Depends on what you count as America
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Yeah, but most of us don't wear hijabs here
(Though that would be an improvement, tbh)
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Drunk posting:
It's not even this tbh.
Casting choices for UK TV/movies aren't based on attractiveness, especially compared to choices over the pond. In this sense, Americans are crazy - everyone needs to be "good looking", or as they say, TV appropriate. Casting in the UK isn't beholden to crazy American fakery. Brits have so many actors who look "normal" to make projects look "grounded", see: Olivia Colman
Meanwhile in burgeland⦠Perfect teeth (veneers), facial cosmetic surgery (even the fats), hair extensions etc⦠They've gone so crazy that even local news presenters look kinda* uncanny.
When we send our people, they look how they generally look for the niche they're filling. If it's for high budget movies, they'll take their Emily Blunts. If it's for comedy, they'll take their James Cordens. You're judging us on* what you want to import.
Judging the UK on poors is dumb. In general, Americans look like shit (fat), they shouldn't act like they're much better than brits (slightly less fat).
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No. We mostly just brush, floss and go to the dentist. We get dental cleanings regularly so our mouths are not cesspits like yours are.
In not r-slurred states we also have fluoride in water to improve dental health.
Americans are just more attractive on average, the local news anchors are not particularly special.
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All the Americans (30s+) I meet in London, have blocky looking veneers. And they have enough money to travel, intercontinental (not the EasyJet set class in Spain) Brits abroad are similar - it's a middle class+ thing.
You fundamentally have a different culture. Indulging in cosmetic solutions to the point that westoid Euros find it gauche - a bit like South Korean cosmetic frickery. Your upper class is more bound to the gods of cosmetics compared to UK equivalents.
Put it this way: If Prince William were a burger, he'd be off to Harley street for a hair transplant. This is tasteless, and below his station, he's rich: who cares if you're bald, you have a god given right to rule - who cares what the plebs think.. Meanwhile, your extremely rich upper class would be fixing their imperfections immediately, no matter how graceless the result is. They are beholden to public opinion⦠the American public opinion.
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Idk, not a britbong but my tinder sometimes switches to US and it's insane how's consistently I start getting extremely obese women, not like fat or overweight but just total whales
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The hot ones don't need tinder
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I'd estimate that at least 80% of actors in America would have no chance in Asia. As in, no matter good they are they wouldn't even be considered for one second. We're exceptionally forgiving to mid-looking actors. It gets exhausting having to look at uggos with bad hair for an hour when you're used to stars hot enough to be in Japanese shampoo commercials.
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Burgers⦠standards, standards & standards. Who cares about chink attractiveness standards?
They just need to read the news or act according to their brief! Who cares what anyone looks like. I'd rather hear a well-spoken, properly selected burn victim than a coomer-chosen bimbo tell me whatever story they want to tell, whether it be news or a low-ratings drama.
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Well Fox News has been employing ugly b-words for a generation if that makes you feel any better.
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Love drinking on a Thursday, just something so cheeky about it x great post btw
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Saving you from the Nazis was a mistake.
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Staycation in some random shire, innit.
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I like to get drunk all week. Thursday is just another day.
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I was in London recently, the average bong woman is some kind of brown these days and its EVERYTHING
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The chance of you seeing an actual English person in London is about 1 in 10
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I took a train an hour or two away to some shit hole town and it was the same thing but go off i guess
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Henry Cavill and David Gandy are just the tip of the iceberg of a certain kind of British man. There's loads more like them.
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If you're going to claim to be as hot as either of those men, there will need to be proof.
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this is sexier than any jawline
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Counterpoints
!kino
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Counter-Counterpoints. Same foids in 2024-2025
Bong Death comes them all.
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Old women look worse
!? I'm hearing this for the first time 
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THEY SHOULD BE GROUND UP INTO MAKEUP AND INJECTED INTO YOUNGER WOMEN JUST LIKE IN KOREA
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Asians don't hit the wall though. They go through a MILF phase and metamorphosize into cute little old ladies.
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Well sometimes they hit the wall in their honda
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I want to say this is a stereotype but getting a ride to Costco from a middle -aged Asian woman was one of the most terrifying experiences of my life.
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Wow, old women are old. Naomi and Keira still look good. Kate beckinsale probably would too if she didn't get fricked up surgery
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Exactly!
They should be ashamed!
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Naomi still looks great for 60
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Kate should wear black leather bodysuits for everything.
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Holy shit Catherine Zeta Jones looks like a 70 year old Church lady from Mexico
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Naomi is Australian.
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She was born in Kent
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Nicole Kidman was born in Hawaii. But I didn't realise how long Naomi Watts was in the UK for. Or that she and Liev Schreiber had split and she was now married to Billy Crudup, who I thought was with Claire Danes still.
I am not up to date on any celebrity gossip. Kind of nice.
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You're a Kent innnit
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That b-word got two bellybuttons what the frick chernobyl shit is that?
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Centuries of Vikings and Romans taking all the pretty ones and leaving behind the fuggos.
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The taste of their food and the sight of their women made Englishmen the best seafarers in the world
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No anymore. There are plenty of seafarers entering England on small rubber boats that outnumber the Royal Navy.
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Because
@pizzashill needs lovers too
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Excuse me, but
@Poj is a queen and quite the English Rose
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She's not Oyrish? Not as funny to imagine her and Pizzashill bickering now (still very funny tho).
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I'm pretty sure she's asian.
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Huh the pictures (which admittedly didn't show her face) didn't indicate that. What are twist!
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This is the only picture I have, still kinda hard to tell what she is
blessed loot ππ½
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Could be a hapa or a qapa but honestly I've seen regular mayo Irish people with eyes like that.
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Yeah my wife is Irish and has those eyes
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It's from the FAS.
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Going to America and finding out how much fatter, shorter and uglier they are was a real eye opener. 42% of American women are OBESE, that's a truly staggering number (26% in UK for comparison, which is still awful).
It's only in the last decade Americans have allowed uggos on screen in non-comedy roles and most of the time it's actually talented British actors.
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To be fair, if you're not a poor you don't interact with as many fats
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Googling around there seems to be a big difference for women but no more than a %10 change for men. Some of the richer cities like LA/New York sure but that's a small slice of the US although Americans tend to have r-slurred definitions of rich/poor
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But serious answer: the class system. You've found ugly working class people and good looking poshos.
Low class moids look like
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Why is there hot trailer trash in america then if it's just that
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American Exceptionalism
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Easier access to crack
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meth
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STFU, cute twink
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Her right half is hot but her left half is goblinesque
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I assumed trolls thought goblins are sexy......
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N*ggas wanna talk shit but in reality they'd be lucky to bag a brit and they'd NEVER even TALK to someone like Holly Willoughby.
Formerly Chuck's.
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Thing about bong foids is even the hot ones have something slightly off about em. It's like taking a Germanic looking person and put them through the Oblivion character randomizer slightly. Also bad standards for teeth, FAS, and being more obese than other parts of Europe doesn't help either.
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Sexual dimorphism: the same features that are attractive in a moid are unattractive in foids.
Also counterpoint
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The only way bong foids are especially ugly is how awful slag makeup is.
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Bri'ish wemin are ot as el innit luv
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Her breakthrough role had her cast as an office 6 foid for Mark to be pathetic about in Peep Show.
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You could find the same examples with Burgers.
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Even then the women in Manhattan, LA, and Miami are way hotter than anything you'd get in London.
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First England was raided by the Picts, who took the beautiful women back to Scotland
Then they were conquered by the Romans, who took the beautiful women back to Rome
Then they were pillaged by the vikings, who took the beautiful women back to Scandinavia
Then they were conquered by the Normans and for the remaining centuries married all their beautiful women off to foreign royalty and nobility
The English gene pool has been absolutely strip-mined. There is nothing left.
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I don't really understand where this meme comes from. If you take a walk around London the (few white) women you see on the street are noticeably more attractive than the ones you see walking around in the US
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It's not a meme. British women are fugly. You should be ashamed.
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Aren't you British? I guess this would explain why you're living in FL. There are a lot of hot women there.
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Im Haitian.
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Hot dog, or tartarπ€
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Tartar.
I didn't want to break the news to you
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You got all the Bongs ITT shook af. It's not just Americans that think this, Europe in general agrees. Now I will say that in terms of having unironically attractive personalities, Brits do have an edge here.
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I know, I know.
But have you interacted with other Yuros? The further you get from Ireland the less funny the average Yuro is. Like most of the non-Anglo world is stuck in 3 Stooges level humor and knock-knock-tier jokes.
Meanwhile Bongs can be pretty funny and personable in a non-supercilious way. They're fun to talk to, is all I'm tryna say.
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Now it is a survival mechanic against the
but anyone who is attractive generally moves to 
as a model or actor.
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Because the vikings atole the hot ones
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FAS
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I'm taking a few minutes out of my busy schedule to explain something to you miserable meth-addicts:
I'm not here randomly. I'm here because you're scum, you're sick, and you have an astonishingly inflated sense of your own "aw shucks deep down we're good guys" bullshit.
You're not good guys. There's no valor or coolness here. You're sick, in the body and the brain, and the way you express yourselves is disgusting and damaging to society.
Other people's sickness or injury that you point to does not change this fact. Finding flaws in other people doesn't make your gaping wound horror-show life any less raw, painful, and pathetic.
You won't succeed in insulting me away, and I couldn't possibly give a frick if you get tired of me, like me, want me around, or enjoy my content. Your insults are tired and repetitive because really, every single one of you is a piece of shit who has nothing in your life except cycles of self-loathing and excess.
You're worth nothing, and you get excited at the thought that a mass murderer gave you attention or notoriety. You're evil pieces of shit.
I'm here to show your audience that you don't have the secret of anything, not even the secret of true insults, or expert bullying. Your shitty discourse is philosophically bankrupt and your theory of mind is wrong and a few hundred years old.
Respond however you want, and I'll be back later to laugh about how once again, the angry impotent hate-ragers you all enjoy are not only sad, but ruining your life, when all you really need to do is take a shower and clean your room.
Just think about how many of you actually killed yourself and just stopped posting, while everyone else failed to notice or were simply glad you disappeared. I hope it's you next. You're all a worthless drain on society.
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