Rightoid twittards discuss their future armed rebellion against occupiers

I for one look forward to the “soldiers” of the EU trying to march into Appalachia. It’ll be funny.

They all sit down to pee. pic.twitter.com/UBcdZ0GWDr

— Appalachian Liberty (@Liberty_Xtreme) March 4, 2025

Doesn’t Americans own more guns than all these countries combined? American hunters are a larger standing army than all of these put together lmao

— Houey (@real_UH1) March 4, 2025

Imagine some fat JD Vance looking Appalachian with a Remington trying to fight a tank.

Appalachians couldn't "win" against meth & opiates, what makes you think they'd fare any better against actual soldiers with guns? https://t.co/rJ1QTwHkD4

— BullyXLPuppygirl (@_The_Wub_) March 28, 2025

Kek

Guy whose entire family is dead or in prison because they all bonded over dealing & using meth & synthetic opiates in large quantities: "Canadians sit down to pee bro🤣"

— BullyXLPuppygirl (@_The_Wub_) March 28, 2025

Certified JD Vance moment

Don't you get it they're gonna get really high on meth and then crash out with all their guns. They're gonna show canada why american's don't have free healthcare didn't you know

— Rosedark Dostoyevsky📕 (@FreeRosedark) March 29, 2025

I'd love to armies of inbred meemaws charge forward on their motorized Walmart scooters

— Luol Deng Xiaoping (@JungAristotle) March 29, 2025

Panzer division

Because those meth-heads are also bugalloo boys and that should scare the crap out of you if you have any sense in your small head.

— M. Anthony Harris (@m_anthonyharris) March 29, 2025

Apparently larping as a soldier makes you the equivalent of a delta operator

None of that matters. One could say the same thing about the people of Aghanistan.

It doesn’t change the fact that thinly populated, remote, mountainous regions are extremely difficult to conquer, hold, & govern

— Charles Wing-Uexküll (@CWingUexkull) March 29, 2025

This neighbor thinks that porky the pig and his family of meth heads are comparable to the Taliban. Cut off EBT and stop selling cough syrup for a month and Appalachia is essentially conquered without any boots on the ground.