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Virginia Giuffre, who accused Prince Andrew and Jeffrey Epstein of sexual abuse, claims she has four days to live after a brutal car crash.
Giuffre, who was most recently living in Australia, posted a photo of her bruised face lying on a hospital bed on Instagram, explaining that doctors told her she had "four days to live" due to kidney failure following the wreck.
"This year has been the worst start to a new year, but I won't bore anyone with the details but I think it important to note that when a school bus driver comes at you driving 110km as we were slowing for a turn that no matter what your car is made of it might as well be a tin can," the 42-year-old wrote in a post on Sunday.
Epstein didn't epstein himself and seems awfully convenient for her to "die" in a "car crash"
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The poor girl.
But also 
it seems weird that the doctors would be like "your kidneys are fricked, you will die in four days" but she's up and tweeting now. Can't they get her a new kidney or something? They could use Prince Andrews. Have the doctors thought of this transplant idea? Can we maybe contact them?
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If only we had a machine for something like this...
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This only seems weird if you haven't yet realized that almost everything following "doctors told me" is actually never what any actual doctors told them.
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https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/virginia-giuffre-bus-car-crash-epstein-andrew-instagram-b2724988.html:
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