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PegMeMommy they/them  2d ago (nypost.com) 94 thread views #354187 earned 60 coins from votes

Bryan Johnson used peepee Botox and shockwave therapy to 'improve nighttime erections by 34%' :pepoboner:

https://nypost.com/2025/03/28/health/bryan-johnson-credits-shockwave-therapy-and-botox-for-titanic-erections/
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i always think of AC/DC lead singer first whenever i hear about this guy :marseyhannibal:

https://media.tenor.com/VNcaHXpW1KoAAAAx/ac-dc-thunder.webp

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>shockwave therapy

"I used a vibrator on my peepee and it got hard!" :marseypikachu2:

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shock therapy :marseypikachu: on your genetials has far more noticable effects in my experience

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Johnson's routine includes a 5 a.m. wakeup time, one-hour exercise regimen, four to five hours of "concentrated thought," 111 supplements, a 2,250-calorie vegan diet, blood transfusions and daily health tests, as well as a rigid bedtime routine where he's hooked up to a machine that counts his nighttime erections.

As another Calendared Coitionizer, the worst part is fitting everyone in. I can't tell you how many times I've mixed up Mandy with Melody! What do these ladies expect? I'm on a tight schedule and suggested better time slots, but a slip up was bound to happen.

But, I solved that dilemma with an innovative system: Handle Heterophoning. If names sound too similar, they're automatically divided into a group thay goes on a different day.

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He is not doing anything at all each day if he only eats 2250. A non sedentary lifestyle would do far more than whatever this is

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Sorry mom I can't get a job I need 5 hours a day of "concentrated thought" :#marseybigbrain:

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Shockwave therapy

:#marseyscream:

Yyyyyoooooo. I just had Shockwave therapy done on my elbow for a strain. It stung pretty bad.

NO WAY you're getting that near my johnson.

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https://nypost.com/2025/03/28/health/bryan-johnson-credits-shockwave-therapy-and-botox-for-titanic-erections/:

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