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Lmao, I'm starting to think Dems might fumble the midterms...
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This is FL Democrats, they are just not very competent. National doesn't do much in the state either.
The sheriff in my county likes taking pictures with hogtied basketballs, likes posting kids mugshots even when courts have told him to stop and made one of the trumps a deputy. The d running against him last year was sensible but had a tiny fraction of the funding because the state party can't be bothered with sheriff races.
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Based. Grady Judd is a pretty cool guy too
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It should be the easiest layup ever, so they probably will. Look at the backlash Schumer got for trying to realpolitik the spending bill, and meanwhile AOC and Bernie are out playing populist celebrity and rousing tards well outside their own constituencies.Jump in the discussion.
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Jewish Lives Matter Less Than Palestinian Lives
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I'm more worried about Elon's 'tism moments sinking the momentum to keep the leftoid crazies out of Congress. As the weather warms up, so will the visibility of these stupid protests.
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After Wisconsin just elected another activist judge to their SC? I doubt they'd let that lightning strike twice, White Boy Summer may not be on the Great Lakes this year.
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Bernie pooping on Elon/DDT for trying to import more jeets is hilarious.
How do you get outflanked on immigration policy by a leftist??
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This much more reflective of the Florida DNC. Not that Dems aren't stupid about shit like this but the Florida DNC is an absolute disaster right now
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That's smart. If there's one thing Yanks hate, it's guns.
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yanks will carry a gun about as enthusiastically as theyll pop a feather in their cap and smack your b-word butt up side the head for not shaking that butt enough you dumb hoe
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The democrats name is literally Gay
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aint no way imma vote for the gays fr
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if democrats won elections they couldn't virtue signal and be oppressed. it's why they keep going out of their way to lose.
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definitely an oppress me daddy situation,
deep down !biofoids actually do want to be grabbed by the kitty
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As The Don memorably said "When you have a gun, they let you do it"
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yeah gay voldimort isn't rousing shit
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Florida District 1 is R+19. How is that surprising?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florida%27s_1st_congressional_district
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And his name is Gay
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I BET HE LOVES SUCKING PEEPEE
CAUSE HES A FRICKING HOMO
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I hope god give him cancer for being gay, like me.
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isn't he an old fashioned woman? one without a peepee?
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Well yeah, apparently Mary Peltola was the devil to them, despite being literally the only possible image of a Democrat that could ever win that state
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I knew
@ManBearFridge was only pretending to be r-slurred.
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Akshually :marseyakshually: this is tpb. I hate having someone else get credit for my emotional laborJump in the discussion.
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wtf is a tpb?
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Teable spoon
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Snapshots:
https://weartv.com/news/local/patronis-defeats-valimont-in-special-election-for-florida-district-1-congressional-seat:
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