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nnrrv they/them  3d ago (text post) 25 thread views #354263 earned 28 coins from votes

I have until january 1st 2026 to get a girlfriend or else im cutting my peepee off

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Why wait 9 months when you can become the gf right now? :marseywholesometrans:

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>I have until january 1st 2026 to get a girlfriend or else im cutting my peepee off

What kind of incentive is that?!

It's nine months away!

If you really want to motivate yourself, commit to having a girlfriend by Sunday. And don't be afraid to use the threat of cutting your peepee off (and mailing it to her, or her parents, mind) to pressure her into going on a date with you.

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whoops you didn't specify she has to be real

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!REMINDME 9 months

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I will be messaging you on 02.01.2026, 06:15 UTC to remind you of this comment

Reminder: You can join the reminder by submitting a report on this comment

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:#marseypop:

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