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I recently moved to the United Kingdom from Australia. Previously I always started presentations with a land acknowledgement, partly because it was the norm and partly to make a point about how Australia had come to exist. I would always be able to relate this to what I was talking about or at the very least create a smooth change of subject. Now that I'm in the UK I need to give a presentation, but I don't know how to start it off.
How else do people start presentations
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/u/Capable-Olive-6506 you should start your presentation by offering to fellate the nearest non-white person in front of the audience.
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!dramatards,
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Would you prefer to be the one to fellate the nearest non-white person?
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If he's Asian, maybe...
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heres your shot
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Only closested lesbians too afraid to come out of the closet due to familial backlash are the only ones who touch my peepee
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I acknowledge that I'm giving this presentation on stolen land
Start doing this britbongs
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I'm atrebating right now
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He can still perform a land acknowledgment.
He's on the land that the British monarch was given by God to rule over.
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!chuds
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Acknowledge that the land was stolen from indigenous Neanderthals during the ice age.
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It wasn't stolen?
It's still populated by them
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Just start your presentation with one of these
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This building rests on the native ancestral lands of Millwall FC.
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/u/Capable-Olive-6506, bait better, cute twink.
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What a fricking r-slur. Just do an acknowledgement of country to the King or the Pakistanis, if you're so obsessed with claiming to feel bad about not giving anything back to the people whose land you claim you're on.
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I hate how SJWism went from being just a tumblr thing some r-slurs do online to THE FRICKING NORM
How did this even happen? I suspect it's because social media acting as the anti-bully police but it's in real life now too..
Can only pray silently goes out of style because the rightoids are definitely not winning the culture back
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if only anyone could have predictedf tumblr would bleed into the real world.
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Is there a single non-cucked first-world country besides Drumpfmerica?
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We're way too close to the 15th for me to agree that Americans aren't cucked
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Look up the local tribes. "I acknowledge this is the unceded land of the Iceni/Brigantes/whomever". Simple!
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