Elon doesn't know if that Ashley skank's babby is actually his, Maury (actually Maury) offers to help him find out :mysides:

https://x.com/TheMAURYShow/status/1907517038001836162

Maury is the OG

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Greatest grift of all time if she's just had a boyfriend the whole time and didn't actually get test tubed

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Unless she gets caught and has to face accountability

Lol

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Seeing Elon doing an autism spergout "dance" on live TV after finding out he's not the father would be hilarious

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743661295i7o7Oxz0HdPFTQ.webp

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$500K a year is probably the net-worth cost equivalent of that App Store subscription you forgot to cancel to him.

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Why doesn't he get a test done!? hes still payin that hoe $3mil or something every year

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I dunno whats worse, the idea that a BIPOC can manipulate a girl into doing r*pe RP, or that he doesn't need to because a girl will do it on her own

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