ok im convinced please stop being mean to ferrets now Ferrets are so cute and funny and I love ferrets. Please convince me not to buy a ferret.

I don't have any ferret pictures so here are deer

Anyway I was at Petco for (reasons) last weekend and spent like 20 minutes playing with the ferrets

The girl there advised very strongly not to buy a ferret. They can get bitey, the house always smells like ferret, they chew everything. She says she's never buying a ferret again. Don't care about the biting, smell can presumably be addressed with essential oils, candles, Glade plug, whatever, I just won't have it near anything it shouldn't be chewing.

Convince me not to buy a ferret please.


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They are white trash beyond belief. I know you're a self-cutting juggalo meth head with a greasy goatee so listen when I say a ferret would be the trashiest thing about you, by far.

Correspondingly, they're magnets for trashy chicks. Don't read this part though.

Have you ever seen a post where someone cries about their ferret dying? Me neither. They aren't fun like dogs, they just exist as an obligation 99% of the time.

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I don't even like ICP I just had nothing but good experiences with juggalos in high school and my best friend for years was one 😭

He's now ultra Christian and does MMA lol


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