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Vegeta SAIYAN/PRINCE :carpvegeta: :marseytrans2genocide: :!carpvegeta:  1d ago (image post) Edited 1d ago 273 thread views #354790 earned 244 coins from votes

ok im convinced please stop being mean to ferrets now Ferrets are so cute and funny and I love ferrets. Please convince me not to buy a ferret.

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I don't have any ferret pictures so here are deer

Anyway I was at Petco for (reasons) last weekend and spent like 20 minutes playing with the ferrets

The girl there advised very strongly not to buy a ferret. They can get bitey, the house always smells like ferret, they chew everything. She says she's never buying a ferret again. Don't care about the biting, smell can presumably be addressed with essential oils, candles, Glade plug, whatever, I just won't have it near anything it shouldn't be chewing.

Convince me not to buy a ferret please.

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Please buy a ferret. The drama meltdowns from owning one would be such good content. :marseybegging:

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I would truly hate carp if he posted about ditching an animal though. Would never upmarsey him again.

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@Vegeta would not do that, hes a softy, he'd suffer taking care of it for the next 10 years. :marseyxd:

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Yeah :marseydepressed: hence this thread. I was this close to buying one this weekend despite what the girl said but I didn't want to have to be stuck with something maybe she was right about for years so I came here to make sure she was right

Now I will forever lead a sad ferretless existence bc I wouldn't want to do that to myself and getting rid of it would be a complete nonstarter

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