I don't have any ferret pictures so here are deer
Anyway I was at Petco for (reasons) last weekend and spent like 20 minutes playing with the ferrets
The girl there advised very strongly not to buy a ferret. They can get bitey, the house always smells like ferret, they chew everything. She says she's never buying a ferret again. Don't care about the biting, smell can presumably be addressed with essential oils, candles, Glade plug, whatever, I just won't have it near anything it shouldn't be chewing.
Convince me not to buy a ferret please.
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I knew* a woman who had ferrets. Her apartment floor had literal feces everywhere and smelled like butt. The ferret is a fancy floopy long rat and you do not love them. You love white trash women, which the smell of a ferret reminds you of them. That's all. Sober up and re-read this thread tomorrow morning, trust me.
*in the biblical sense
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