I don't have any ferret pictures so here are deer
Anyway I was at Petco for (reasons) last weekend and spent like 20 minutes playing with the ferrets
The girl there advised very strongly not to buy a ferret. They can get bitey, the house always smells like ferret, they chew everything. She says she's never buying a ferret again. Don't care about the biting, smell can presumably be addressed with essential oils, candles, Glade plug, whatever, I just won't have it near anything it shouldn't be chewing.
Convince me not to buy a ferret please.
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They have massive peepees and jizz everywhere. You will spend 1 hour a day cleaning semen out of carpets and tiles. They crawl into small spaces and just start spraying. You have to use a special tool to scrape it out like a dental scraper.
if they shit in the house even once in their life it's impossible to train them out of it.
Finally, they only live 4 years but have echo ghosts. Their phantom forms return and repeat their past life. So you will have to deal with everything twice.
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