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  • plumpy : only a few of these people are actually celebs. more peopleknow charli damellio than whatever some of these people are. source: my grandpa is a zoomer

I googled zoomoid celebs so you don't have to. Here are my findings. Use them.

Sabrina Carpenter

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743911084rJdarEEZPAOS1A.webp

blonde

Normie 8.5

Celeb 5


Chapelle Roan

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743911083CoeUvggQH8adpg.webp

is this a :marseytrain:

Normie 0

Celeb -100


Ed Sheeran

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743911083kxjtJVzUpls8VQ.webp

is this a joke

Normie 2

Celeb 0


Olivia Rodrigo

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743911083ZpEillJ_nXmhSA.webp

who?????

Normie 7

Celeb 3.5


Tate McRae

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17439110835QVLovq9Uu7lJQ.webp

why the long face

Normie 6

Celeb 3


Conan Gray

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17439110846t_blzsnL3qgtw.webp

idk i feel like women are really into this but i think he looks like a monke

Normie 10?

Celeb 9?


Noah Kahan

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743911333TXussBkEfw3Mwg.webp

not a clue who any of these people are but lol this guy

Normie 2

Celeb 0


Peso Pluma

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17439113332H6rxoiJBO-SHg.webp

literally chinga lx criaturx

Normie 0

Celeb 0


Lizzie McAlpine

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743911334iGsCpLtKNtbnWA.webp

i swear these people arent actually artists its just giving me AI gen names and faces

Normie 7

Celeb 5


Trippie Redd

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743911334haYhEbQBo8ZRWQ.webp

wasnt going to include any blacks but i thought this would be a white person for some reason

Normie 0

Celeb 0


Billie Eilish

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743911539QB_QvIw_MrNybQ.webp

oh i know this one. cow

Normie 2

Celeb 0


Camilla Cabello

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743911540Z6B0K7_KBXiz5A.webp

caliente

Normie 9

Celeb 8


Wyatt Flores

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743911541whjAQWoH_BknSg.webp

wtf

Normie 1

Celeb 1 (freak appeal)




ok its getting harder to find non blacks from names i am finding and googling time to post thread

CONCLUSIONS

Average NormScore™ is 3.42. Music is dead and so is beauty. Eradicate zoomers.


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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743911539QB_QvIw_MrNybQ.webp :marseychonkerfoid#!:

HO LEE FUK. Literally the fricking same picture :marseypamsame:

they say Black people deserve representation but in reality, they don't

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Camila Cabello

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She's crossed into dangerous territory. The jiggly to chunky transformation is rarely reversed.

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Fat and no tits.

:#marseyitneverbegan:

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I'm sick of people pretending fat asses are a good thing. Why must black culture invade every aspect of society?

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She doesn't have a fat butt tho

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They are a good thing if they are toned.


:chad!black2: :marseybear::marseyrefrigerator:

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I've made a terrible mistake :marseyaware:


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Pitbull struts in, all charisma, ready to gas up the vibe and keep it real for the dude and his lady

:marseycool: Yo, yo, yo, Mr. Worldwide, let's set this right!

Got a queen by your side, man, she's dynamite!

Curves like a classic, she's rockin' that glow,

Time to show her love, let the good vibes flow!

Ain't about the size, it's the heart that's real,

Make her feel like the only one, seal the deal!

From the 305 to forever, keep it true,

She's your ride-or-die, now show her what you do!

Turn the passion up, let that spark ignite,

Every inch of her's a reason to excite!

Worldwide love, man, make her smile shine,

Mr. 305 says she's a ten—treat her divine!

Dale! :!marseycool:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743916414g5PKn_9jfYWhgg.webp https://media.tenor.com/1WPytIeClkUAAAAx/yipyip.webp :marseywould#:

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:m#arseyyikes:

@cyberdick guess this comes under Black people deserve representation

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>muffin top

>ugly face

:#marseyyikes:

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Camila Carbbelly more like.

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743911539QB_QvIw_MrNybQ.webp !ringbearers where is that pic of the Kween from the rangs of powah

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Frick you

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:marseyshy2: Are you billie eilish?

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you';re a fricking chubby chaser, b-word?

they say Black people deserve representation but in reality, they don't

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Νоɴе оғ τһеⅿ ѡіⅼⅼ еⅴег Ье һег.

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Krayon sexually assaulted his sister. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241526738973.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241426254768.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17156480765435808.webp

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>me:

>none of them will ever be her

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When I was a young child those :trianglelefteq: :trianglelefteq:'s

learned me that I'm a straight guy.

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Those < might as well be blimps in the youthful imagination :marseywink#:

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If its krayon (sister toucher)'s (pbuh) pov after touching his sister,how can we see him?

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Man hands, she was already on her way out. How did she already look like this at the tender (barely legal) age of 26?

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Trying to imagine how gay and low T you'd have to be to notice a women's hands :marseythinkorino:

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It's the literal center of the image, do you need new glasses?

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>i-its the centre of the I..I-image, how could I not examine her hand size… you're blind!

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:#marseyprojection:

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Me quoting you back to yourself is projecting? Interesting :marseysmirk:

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[Redacted]

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743913561RYVXRJOMaW1a5g.webp

Medical sounding

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743913561PAy0NEGk1xx3tA.webp

Scat

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743913561EFV-wWc-FL9_BQ.webp

Analingus

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743913561Qe9I_cr0ekQJrg.webp

Anal

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17439135610SiK-UByznAjnw.webp

Docking

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743913561JqHu4jPuU1EQyA.webp

Down for whatever

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743913561OLj8cO-HjMJ1aA.webp

BDSM cuckholding

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743913561EfWpGv5hsJTvCg.webp

Missionary

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743913561-qqVJdKTN-eWxA.webp

Doggystyle

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743913561tyTXGPZT8bN-Lw.webp

Oral

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743913561rAU7_CDpzvnAzw.webp

Missionary

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17439135616PQcNThujf_44g.webp

Praying mantis

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Would

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Would

Wouldn't

Would

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would

Would

would

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After a while the word "would" sound :marseyhearnoevil: like "wood" or "world"

So weird :marseyautismdisconcerting:

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WHY IS SHE SO FAAAAAAAAAAAT

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This is the only one I heard of on this list. I remember when it was a big deal that "she wore baggy clothes so people wouldn't sexualize her" lmao.

B-word, nobody tryin to holler at that. You wore baggy clothes because you're the generic weird fat chick, who pretends to be goth, that all of us had in our high school class back in the day. There exists 10,000,000 millennial versions of you.

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I dont know what these neighbors are talking about. My age unironically starts with a 3 and Ed Sheeran was playing in every store, hostel and shitty hipster bar I walked into in 2013 when my age started with a 1. Shape of you and shit like that. Zoomers were still on the tit. Sheeran is millennial music (and he fricking sucks)

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>My age unironically starts with a 3

>in 2013 when my age started with a 1

:pepemath:

You are either 30, 31 or 32. !gangstalkers

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:#marseysoypointdubz:

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She's actually skinny, you can see when she has worn something more form-fitting like at the Oscars.

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I've heard of ed Sheeran, he's done some songs you've heard other covers of ("bad habits" most notably)

Supposedly he does all the instruments which is why it all sounds so mellow

If you've heard his original version of bad habits on the radio, you'd immediately notice it because the audio normalization most stations use absolutely HATES the drum tempo in that song, so the volume is constantly bobbing up and down

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Never heard of him or this song.

He looks like a clown.

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she's rich and has huge tits. i'm in. :alienfinger:

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Her whole vibe has screamed "I have untreated mental illness" for eons. I am incredibly not shocked at the weight gain.

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One of her songs is literally about how suicide is great.

I mean Chris Cornell and Chester Bennington did the same thing but they had talent.

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Chappelle Roan hides it with her costumes but she has a perfect body.

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Yeah she literally wears drag queen fake hips

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:marseywoul#d:

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>perfect

>has body of 10 year old boy

:marseyhmm#!:

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:#nottakingthebait:

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:#marseypaperbag: :#marseylaugh:

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What the frick is wrong with zoomers?

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Their fricking weirdo drag obsession has gone full circle to women pretending to be caricatures of women.

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I thought that shit started in the millennial fujosphere like 15 years ago.

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:chudbra#!sileiro:

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Alternatively:

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!tmz

!commenters

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Neighbor, are you r-slurred?

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They are all the bastard children of jackie kennedy

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couldnt possibly be the endocrine disrupting chemicals, microplastics, and other pollutants in our food and water

https://media.tenor.com/WH9E3BhNfM8AAAAx/blinky-fish.webp

!slotsmb1000

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Zoomers and their inability to form a proper jaw in relation to the size of their nostrils. :marseybrap:

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Humiliation ritual? :marseyconfused2:

She got ugly surgery like the other r-slurs. :tayshrug:

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Fas. Hollyhew targets retarted girls they can control.

As for what the frick happened to first one. Jesus

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I'm not neurodivergent enough to know wtf I'm supposed to be seeing in the first photos. What's up other than some not particularly attractive photos?

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Absolute goddess compared to the rest of these asexual creaturxs:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743911084rJdarEEZPAOS1A.webp

I think this one is flexible based on her spotify art and 30 seconds of a music video I saw but she's probably an SSRI starfish

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17439110835QVLovq9Uu7lJQ.webp

:marseywould: but she has to pretend she's Shakira (aaa-ooo!)

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743911540Z6B0K7_KBXiz5A.webp

could also be my Spirit Halloween Shakira:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743911083ZpEillJ_nXmhSA.webp

(after about 3 minutes, Pitbull probably jumps out of the closet and I'm not sure how I feel about that)

:marseycool:Yo, yo, yo, Mr. Worldwide, let's light this flame!

Lovebirds, listen up, time to change the game!

She's on that Zoloft, feelin' kinda flat,

But we're turnin' up the heat—y'all ready for that?

This is your moment, man, make her heart race,

Lady, let him know you're lovin' this space!

From the sheets to forever, keep that passion tight,

Build that fire together, make it burn all night!

Ain't no fade-out, keep that rhythm in sync,

Love's the anthem, let it flow, don't overthink!

Worldwide connection, just you two in the zone,

Mr. 305's cheerin'—make this night your own!

Dale!

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only zoomer celebrity I care about is nepo baby Gracie Abrams because she's skinny and has an unreal tummy

10/10 would bust a nut on those washboard abs while looking her dad right in the eyes and telling him his Star Wars movies were absolute slop and I unironically preferred the Rian Johnson one

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It's funny, because I first heard Olivia Rodrigo from this site. Ed Sheeran has been huge half a decade longer than the others, and Billie Eilish has won Oscars for songs for both the last Bond movie and Barbie, covering two broad ends of demographics.

And I say all that not knowing who half the others are. I think part of it might be it's far rarer to be exposed to unfamiliar artists than it used to be, let alone in genres you don't care about. Part of it is just showing how pop culture is treated as far more of a monolith when it's things you know vs. things you don't. And part of pop culture has always been about tearing down 'famous' people for superficial reasons because why not.

I'm still surprised more people here didn't like Anora, though. I thought it would appeal to a fair number of the users.

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Chapelle Roan is sort of pretty without the clown makeup.

White extinction is long overdue.

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She's fire, her outfits hide it.

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I'm realizing I have somewhat of a thing for redheads and am not sure if I should seek that out irl or if it's the most literal form of nature's red flag :marseythonk:

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Readheads are insane, don't even try.

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I think you're lying to keep them all for yourself

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Darn, caught. :marseyhandsup:

But for real, I know 4 gingers and 3 of them sound insufferable to be in a relationship with.

4th one is a dude. :marseyxd:

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@PegMeMommy lost @PegMeMommy's virginity too a redhead.

White extinction is long overdue.

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Good sign, long as he didn't lose his soul too.

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Was probably molested :marseymanysuchcases:

Making yourself uglier on purpose and adopting one of the alphabet letter as your identity are telltale signs - at least she went for the lesbo classic :marseyboomer: instead of FTM or enby :pinkhairedenbie:

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Honestly that's the vibe I've always gotten from Billie whatever too. It never even began for zoom zooms.

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same for Sabrina Carpenter

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743914364okMTJ1Qo_OXORQ.webp

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Sabrina Carpenter looks like those two OnlyFans whores

White extinction is long overdue

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You forgot Madison Beer aka Discount Peak Megan Fox

https://media.tenor.com/B0mmCCe8maIAAAAx/madison-beer.webp

https://media.tenor.com/G6bO4oHx0SEAAAAx/madison-beer.webp

https://media.tenor.com/_zu9XFyj31IAAAAx/madison-beer-make-you-mine.webp

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Golem de la Goblinabad

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>fake lips

>fake tits

>looks like a whore

Uh okay, you do you.

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are zoomies ever gonna get tired of the tiktok/selfie mannerisms?

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Billie Eilish

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743911539QB_QvIw_MrNybQ.webp

oh i know this one. cow

Normie 2

Celeb 0

What is it with people not appreciating a nice set of tits nowadays?

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She looks like a 50 year old fat aunt.

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NancyPelosi.jpg

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fat tits dont count

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B-word has like 3 thick coats on.

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