It was pretty funny until about 1:00 and should have ended there but they kept hammering away at the joke until it wasn't funny any more. So guess typical SNL sketch.
Listen lad, I'm frankly doing a service to our customers. You wouldnt trust a financebro to handle your portfolio if hes not doing blow 24/7. You wouldnt trust an attorney it he doesnt booze it up right before the most important trial of your life. Me boozing it in the office should be treated the same way.
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what is this roo-land sorcery
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Submit that marsey
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I don't want to give hatevann the unearned privilege of rejecting it
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he can't, its too good
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Thanks babe
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Bonus: how to shit in the office, undercover office potty:
Probably my favorite SNL sketch of all time.
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It was pretty funny until about 1:00 and should have ended there but they kept hammering away at the joke until it wasn't funny any more. So guess typical SNL sketch.
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Everybody call still smell it on you, you fricking lush.
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You're not gonna make it
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The smell seeps out of your pores, and we can also see your glassy eyes, even if your speech isn't slurred.
You're not fooling anyone, you drunkard.
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Listen lad, I'm frankly doing a service to our customers. You wouldnt trust a financebro to handle your portfolio if hes not doing blow 24/7. You wouldnt trust an attorney it he doesnt booze it up right before the most important trial of your life. Me boozing it in the office should be treated the same way.
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Fine, but everybody in the office still knows you're a slave to alcohol.....
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Reported for boozemisia
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It's called "self-awareness" and "self-preservation", sweaty.
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Self preservation? Lol didnt you know alcohol kills germs? Its healthy!
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Whatever you say, RFK.....
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