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Hello wizards and witches (male)! Which House are you in? It costs 200dc to pick because it’s the only way I can ensure people only vote one, but I promise it will be worth it. One option will be selected via RNG for a refund. Choose wisely, there are badges coming (pending Aevann approval) and there will be lasting repercussions down the line.

Sorting will run for 24 hours, or a bit more if I forget or am asleep or playing in the snow.

CLARIFICATION: Everyone gets their corresponding House’s badge. It’s only set up as a bet because betting restricts users to one choice.

Sorting is now CLOSED.

Racist - 146 bets
Furry - 68 bets
Femboy - 84 bets
Vampire - 142 bets

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Who voted for which house is fricking hilarious, you people are stereotypes of yourselves:

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I actually meant to choose Vampire but I fat fingered the options


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Thats a big old finger

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for us

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Same tbh

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Should have chosen furry fool


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I fat fingered. Change my vote to furry

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BULL FRICKING SHIT

Show us your capybara fursuit.

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What you see is what you get. You should be thankful we're all so predictable.

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Yes I’m racist “trans lives matter”

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stereotypes of yourselves

But also

House Racist

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What do you mean "you people"???

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BIPOCs

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Vampirechads get in here

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POV: You just caught me behind the Planned Parenthood dumpster

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Mfw I wait outside schools trying to turn kids into trains

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Vampires are just derivative bat furries.


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Team edward will get you for this

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I'm an actual vamp irl, here's my selfie as proof :!marseydracula:

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Omg vampire potter ur sooooooo hawt! I just want you an draco so suck the blod out of the cuts on my rists

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Draco dies tho, or someone does. I don't remember


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imagine even knowing harry potter characters

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casts expelliarmus cute twinkus on u

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Draco doesn’t die, he becomes a PTSD cuck b-word from almost having to fight.


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are we talking about the edgy fanfic the picture came from or the books/movies I never read/saw?


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didn't one of his fat friends get ava kevadra'd in half blood prince? mommy jk dunking on trains and fats since the 1990s

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:#marseyscared:

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Yasss I picked the right one.

“I vant to suck your bloody tampon!”

:#marseydracula:


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I just realized that he's wearing a star of david over his neck...

What did they mean by this?

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Richmond is out of his room he’s supposed to be in his room!


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Me IRL

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The least worst choice.

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:marseyjam:

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:#marseyagree:

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:marseypartyzoom:

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Ticks belong back in the ground. House Racist for the win!

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I was gonna complain about the lack of house "Autism" but then I realized that's be like complaining there's not a house "Wizard" in wandshit school. It'd be a superfluous distinction.

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Who wants to give me 50 dramacoin so I can join House Furry

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Just upmarseyd all ten of your comments.


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Thank you sir :marseyblowkiss:

These dramacoin-based events are really cool and all but lurkers like me dont have it easy

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You can post anything on here and get dramacoin, though. I made a post a while back that was universally hated and I got like 40 dramacoins for my effort.

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Apparently you get dramacoin for downmarseys on posts.

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Dramacoin is an inherently inflationary currency

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just post r-slurred shit and r-slurs will upmarsey you

example, me :marseygigaretard:

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Yeah I'm not participating either because I'm hoarding dramacoin until I get into the stupid country club.

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Country Club is overrated. True chads beg for dramacoin to opt into an embarassing label

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That's not how it works, you just have to post bussy:marseyrealwork:

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ill pay your fees if you join house furry

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Okay I'm a furry now bark bark growl crinklewag uwu

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Woof Woof welcome Awooo

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walks up to u with shit filled crinkly diapers

UwU

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I was kind of leaning towards house femboy but same house tbh

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I got CC within like a week of joining so I don't think it's dramacoin based. I think you just have to make comments that aren't completely r-slurred until someone notices. Or it's random.

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It was coin based at one point :marseycry:. Do I have to long into groomercord and suck someone's peepee or something? I bet this whole site just exists so allthefoxes can funnel more users into his libertarian site.

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@idio3 give him cc.

This janny respects my opinion. We are like best buds really. I'm sure my good word will be enough to convince him.

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He's in cc already, idk what his problem is :marseyshrug:

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Poorcells are so pathetic :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh:

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Mfw I want join both furry and femboy but have to choose one

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I guess I'll go with furry

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Unfathomably based


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When femboy death hits you at 25 you can still be furry. After that start bulking and hit the gym. Gains are eternal.

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Disgusting


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I better see a strong showing for team femboy

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:#marseywave:

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Represent!

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:marseyagree:

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I love all races!

:#marseyracist:

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Someone doesn’t want a badge or future involvement in the House Cup 🤔


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Its true, I have principles despite being a badge whore

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Speaking of! I’ve been rewatching Harry Potter movies with others. I’m seeing TERF messages everywhere wow

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It’s a good show


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It’s only set up as a bet because betting restricts users to one choice.

I need to learn how to read. Now im racist.

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And now im down 200DC FRICK WHY CANT I READ

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Ditto. I wanted to be on a different team. Normal UX rules mean a radio can be selected and switched until you submit, not immediately lock in


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Gamg Racist, fall in.

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