Hello wizards and witches (male)! Which House are you in? It costs 200dc to pick because itβs the only way I can ensure people only vote one, but I promise it will be worth it. One option will be selected via RNG for a refund. Choose wisely, there are badges coming (pending Aevann approval) and there will be lasting repercussions down the line.
Sorting will run for 24 hours, or a bit more if I forget or am asleep or playing in the snow.
CLARIFICATION: Everyone gets their corresponding Houseβs badge. Itβs only set up as a bet because betting restricts users to one choice.
Sorting is now CLOSED.
Racist - 146 bets
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Vampirechads get in here
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The least worst choice.
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POV: You just caught me behind the Planned Parenthood dumpster
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Mfw I wait outside schools trying to turn kids into trains
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Vampires are just derivative bat furries.
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Team edward will get you for this
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I'm an actual vamp irl, here's my selfie as proof
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Omg vampire potter ur sooooooo hawt! I just want you an draco so suck the blod out of the cuts on my rists
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Draco dies tho, or someone does. I don't remember
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imagine even knowing harry potter characters
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casts expelliarmus cute twinkus on u
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Draco doesnβt die, he becomes a PTSD cuck b-word from almost having to fight.
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are we talking about the edgy fanfic the picture came from or the books/movies I never read/saw?
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didn't one of his fat friends get ava kevadra'd in half blood prince? mommy jk dunking on trains and fats since the 1990s
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Yasss I picked the right one.
βI vant to suck your bloody tampon!β
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I just realized that he's wearing a star of david over his neck...
What did they mean by this?
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Richmond is out of his room heβs supposed to be in his room!
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Me IRL
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Ticks belong back in the ground. House Racist for the win!
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