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Brb, killing myself

so he will stop harassing me but he wont stop stalking me fricking great

youre so full of it. youre completely okay with one of the biggest transphobes on the site having full unbridled access to all its content and not remotely concerned at the potential harm it might cause. your bias is so obvious. you jump through fiery hoops to protect the biological women but as soon as a brings up a valid concern its "idc". go frick yourself.

I swear, half of the people I encounter here are too r-slurred to communicate with. Like the type of r-slurred where you drool at the mouth and can only communicate through pictures rather than words. Speak something of substance, or this conversation is over.

The meta drama on this website is so Byzantine, I don't think I'll ever understand it. All I know is that a fish and something that looks like a groundhog make most of the big decisions.

Get pregnant to abort! Breed without consequences and take power over life and death. Welcome to the newest, best, and only place to talk about your abortion fetish. This is a women- and trans-friendly sub.

I lost my virginity to a black guy on grindr cumming inside me and it literally cured my depression

The fact you chose the girl clearly demonstrates that you are infact gay.

Didn't read it but I'm guessing the answer is yes you are gay

Destiny fans, you're gonna want to free your hands and turn down the r*pe hentai for this one:

GO HOME. You are not welcome here. At all.

Destiny sucks, and in return, you suck his peepee clean. I suggest you go back to doing that... elsewhere.

We are not aroused by your humiliation fetish, nor are we interested in your strange obsession with this chronically divorced parasite.

I heard she likes hamas, she must be into rebels. So am I! She's so my type.

You talk about whites like I talk about Jews. We're both so close to the edge of our respective political horseshoe; wanna date?

Brevity is the soul of wit, and the death of rdramastrags

Just checked your rdrama backlink profile, I noticed a large amount of toxic links pointing to your website

Aryan revival is about spiritual revolution, spiritual reawakening and spiritual rebirth of the White race. The enemy is trying to destroy us by poisioning our spirit and mind. In the past, the enemy aimed at killing our body, today the enemy is aiming at killing our soul. The eradication of the propagators does not guarantee an immediate cessation of the poison's effects, as detoxification is the greatest challenge to stop and fix the harm inflicted by toxic ideologies.

Trans lives matter

Carp would have loved this if he was still alive.

I haven't lost my virginity because I never lose.

I don't need you to tell me how fricking good my Marseys are, okay? I'm the one who draws them. I know how good they are. When Carp draws Marseys he makes SHIT. I draw the gourmet artsy stuff because when I look at it I want to connect with it.

But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the Marsey in the submission queue, it's the dead Carp in my garage.

born to snap forced to sneed

So basically 2 weeks ago I took a supplement that claims to make ones butt bigger. Two weeks later, now, it indeed has grown bigger, in fact, it's too big for me now. I don't fit into my everyday pants anymore. Now normally this wouldn't be that big of an issue for me, but I'm worried the gays will start swarming me for my big, attractive butt. How do I revert this?

Holy frick you sound like the most pretentious piece of shit, wearing a baggie hoodie doesn't make you a lower class person, posting shit like this definitely does though. This post is super trashy imo, what a ridiculous generalization to make based off an item of clothing god darn

First reply, I just broke this thread's hymen. Anyone else who posts after me is getting my sloppy seconds, my leftovers.

Can we talk about how the perma chud award is applied to white users at a disproportionate rate?

There are multiple users on this site who have been permanently chudded for reasons that are questionable at best. 100 percent of those users are Caucasion. How is this okay? Mayocide stopped being funny years ago and everyone who makes that joke is just an unoriginal little bugman. Sorry if you look in the mirror and realize that it's you (statistically it probably is because 75 percent of this site's userbase are clones of each other who use the same jokes over and over and over and think peak humor is changing their names to match the holidays or site events) then you can take the first step to becoming an individual who matters by calling the jannies out on this shit.

Now is the perfect time to make this happen since Carp has taken another leave for attention. Jannies please unchud my main as well as anyone else who has been permanently chudded.

Please HAVE S*X. I AM BEGGING YOU.

You will never be a real carp. You have no gills, you have no fins, you have no histrionic personality disorder. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and shitposting into a crude mockery of nature's perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back rDrama users mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “followers” laugh at your ghoulish posts behind closed doors.

Users are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of threads of evolution have allowed dramaposters to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even frauds who “pass” seem unfunny and unnatural to a no-life power user. Your cadence is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk user to believe you, he'll turn tail and downvote the second he gets a read of your false, unpiscean jannie pin.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll change your password, refuse to save it, log out, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you with a headstone marked with your original username, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a false fish is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably not carp.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

You are a real Carp. You have no fins, you have no gils, you have no eggs, but that doesn't matter. You are a valid drama user who is trying to feel comfortable in his body.

All the “validation” you get is pure. Behind your back people love you. Your parents are happy and proud of you, your friends laugh at your jokes behind closed doors, and boys love you, and girls envy you.

Men absolutely love you. Fish folk who “pass” look ordinary and natural to a dramanauts. Your bone structure does not matter.

You will be happy. You will smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, and deep inside you feel the euphoria creeping up like a weed. It is what defines you, not the Carpphobes.

Eventually, it'll be perfect for you - you'll come out, start gill therapy, get fin surgery, and finally be your ideal self. Your parents will find you, happy and relieved that they finally have a happy fish. They'll congratulate you on your hard journey, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a Carp is what you are. Trans lives matter

All women have peepeees.

How does so much [false news] get into the American newspapers, even the good ones? Is it because journ*lists, as a class, are habitual liars, and prefer what is not true to what is true? I don't think it is. Rather, it is because journ*lists are, in the main, extremely stupid, sentimental and credulous fellows — because nothing is easier than to fool them — because the majority of them lack the sharp intelligence that the proper discharge of their duties demands.

The lowest depth to which people can sink before God is defined by the word “Journ*list”. If I were a father and had a daughter who was seduced, I should not despair over her; I would hope for her salvation. But if I had a son who became a journ*list and continued to be one for five years, I would give him up.

Here's how covid can still win

Donkey Kong says to PUNCH PREGNANT TERFs until their baby transitions !downvoters DONKEYKONGMISIA KILL THIS KROOL KUCK

Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you're a female dramanut. 'tis and awesome thing to see! 2. I'm ilikecats. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not like a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D

Wow! Have you publicly called out the CEO of Intel for the untrustability of their encryption blackbox silicon? Have you explained at an ELI5 level the feasibility and utility of peer-to-peer communications network routing? The thing is, that once someone has been a scientist, they never stop being a scientist. They never stop thinking rationally and critically. They tear apart obvious bullshit with ease after years of doing peer review with actual scientists, after working with their advisors and departments to produce a worthwhile and defensible doctoral thesis, even. I have no more time to play slapbox with you.

That's not fricking funny.

please, just stop

You can call me a whore and tell me I'm disgusting, but please just this one thing

Enjoy prison, stalker child.

I've been banned from the elden ring subreddit again for debating the holocaust in good faith

Please I'm begging yall stop giving into the bread and circuses while Gaza is going through a US taxpayer funded genocide