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Those people sound as insufferable as the New Atheist crowd in the early 2010s who couldn't stop smugposting about "thanking" the flying spaghetti monster. Or Neil Degrasse Tyson tweeting about how it's not physically possible for Santa to deliver gifts to all the Xtians in one night.

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Name one reason why Flying Spagetti Monster is worse than god. You can't, so you just use women insults to prevent having to think about it.

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New a dude that would unironically say "thanks thor" instead of "thank god". Cringiest shit i have ever heard in my life. He was basically a Human version of reddit.

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Its hilarious that neo pagans are almost all far leftist types that want a religion that excuses their extreme degeneracy or straight up r-slurred retvrn white supremacists

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:#marseyhorseshoe:

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Never forget that Ricky Gervais didn't just fall out of the fricking sky. We made him and now we have to pay for it

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NDT still does that

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I think it's like the baby gender reveal parties where redditors cannot fathom that people have irl friends who want to know what's going on in their lives and celebrate (or comfort them in the case of fertility issues) with them.

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β€œWe are trying to have kids” is basically a couple saying that they are having issues without getting into it. Unless they are just then pulling the goalie

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Meh, I think most times it's because they want their friends and family to know they're ready for the next stage of their life so they know their priorities are about to change. Can also be to explain sudden diet and health routine changes.

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I say it to brag about nutting in my lady

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The way these people talk about it, you'd think the couple was randomly announcing it in conversation, but its more like: "Oh you dont like champagne? I have wine if you'd like that instead." "Oh no thats okay. Normally I love champagne but my husband and I are trying to have kids."

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What I want my future husband to say if people ask when we are having kids. Trying so hard… just never successful… lmao.

Doesn't even have it in her to drop those cringy one-liners herself. She hopes her man does it's for her LMAO

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my future husband

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I do enjoy arguing with these people cause they are so incredibly myopic

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lmfaooo such bitter incel cope :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh:

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It really is. Their main issue with the "trying to have kids" statement isn't the kids part, it's the s*x part. You'll notice a lot of them out themselves as single too, talking about "my future husband" and such.

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Omg. That breakdancing part...I'm crying...I can just imagine women having breakdance battles to try and get pregnant

Who says good comedy has to be offensive

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