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Please post me on r/HermanCainAward if I die

I don’t have social media besides this and Reddit. I’m unvaccinated and I work out maskless at the gym. I’m a NEETmaxxing medically retired veteran living the average redditor’s dream and I do believe vaccines are effective but I figured I’d be fine if I did get it because I’m not fat, old, or immunocompromised. Well I finally got it. I caught the coof. I have a fever of 101-102, body aches, and a very sore throat. It’s like a mild flu so far and a good excuse to maybe get some opiates from my doctor. I might die though, you never know. If I do, do not let me die in vain. Please use a title like “long time moderator of alt right hate subreddit r/CringeAnarchy, hate-adjacent murder-porn subreddit r/watchpeopledie, and creator of notorious bullying and fat shaming sub r/Cringetopia has died of covid after refusing to get vaccinated to own the libs”. Please ping Bardfinn so he can cancel any ongoing FBI investigations.

I have instructed my foid to tell the other Cringetopia moderators if I die. It will be known. Thankfully I won’t because I’m not a fat weakling but just in case I do.

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Oof, that sucks. Good luck man! I really wish you had vaxxed, but you don't deserve to die because you didn't follow my advice. Keeping my fingers crossed for you!

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I wish I had too. I have a feeling this won’t be too bad but honestly I should have vaxxed and I may yet after I’ve recovered. I signed up and they’ve been texting me about it but I just never went. I’m mostly feigning the hubris. I know my apathy is often a bad thing.

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Get better soon, please give us updates so we know you didn't die!

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Lol imagine getting this far, getting the superior natural immunity, and then getting the experimental clot shot anyway

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I mean I probably won’t tbh.

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You dodged a bullet. The narrative has been falling apart since the end of PCR testing.

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I just got off the phone with the triage nurse and they want me to go to the ER because it sounds like I have pneumonia. My blood oxygen level is 93% and my pulse is 110. Fever of 102. I might head over there tonight ugh

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Once they realize you aren’t vaxed, not fat, and you go to the gym, they’ll vent you and pop your lungs out of spite alone.

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Yeah I’m gonna avoid going if possible. I think I’ll be fine.

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Don’t tell them if your vaccinated, if you have to lie and say you are. Otherwise they will try and wait till you’re really bad so they can get you on remdesivir then a ventilator, which is essentially a death sentence. But it’s how they make the most federal dollars. Like 85% chance of death once they get you there. Not saying any of this jokingly bro

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I’m not going in unless I absolutely have to.

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Best plan imo. That hospital will be very incentivized to get you on a ventilator. And since you are mayo you likely can’t get monoclonal antibodies Unironically. Also ur in a lib state and they need more Covid deaths bad atm to keep the narrative alive.

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