Might not work, but I'm probably our best shot of getting someone on their roster.
Just to repeat what I said on another post:
I am actually "clean"-ish and definitely leftist enough for them to potentially fall for it.
If you don't agree, you're a dramaphobe and no longer my friend. Blocked, reported + you're white.
Special thanks to @Bartholomew_1
VERY IMPORTANT EDIT:
It has come to my (and a bunch of others') attention that reddit doesn't seem to be counting our upmarseys. Either it's because it ignores them on direct links, or via rdrama.net referral.
The solution is to go to u/19diamonds profile, then click on the "context" in the last comment and upvote there. This way the referrer will be reddit.com, which is not something they'll have a problem with.
FINAL EDIT: Got endorsements from 
@IAmMrPositive and u/blank-cheque (the top reddit powerjannie by far, famous for running Aimee out of reddit basically single-handedly).
Despite your utter lack of subtlety it might actually work, lol.
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I will, I just want to manufacture a bit of traffic and noise around my name first. Afterwards I'll come to them as a proper Cincinnatus, reluctantly saving the anarkiddies from catastrophic fall into obscurity and general defeat. Or something like that. If I just apply directly - they'll pick powerjannies instead.
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For the less educated this is exactly what Evel Kinevil did to get his first motorcycle stunt gig at a casino
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Evel was such a badass. My Evel Knievel lunchbox was my proudest possesion as a kid.
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Tell them you used to work at a mine.
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