G*mers aren't people.
How can we make such a bold, daring, and brave statement, you ask? We know g*mers aren't people because they're all the same. No g*mer is interesting. No g*mers are different. They all spew the same subhuman arguments back and forth. Still not convinced they're all the same? Well, we decided to prove it.
This subreddit operates on a heavy user flair based system. G*mers are marked with a red "G*MER!" flair so everyone knows they're in the presence of a 12 year old who spends too much time on the internet. I got bored so I asked my friend /u/notaduck448 if it would be possible to ban literally every user with the g*mer flair from /r/BanVideoGamesHate for a day.
It was indeed possible. There are over 2,500 users with the g*mer flair. We banned them all from /r/BanVideoGamesHate for a day. Literally every single one.
The end result? They're all the same. No g*mer had an interesting response. Every single one pressed us with the standard from non-people. "Why was I banned? Have anti-g*mers overtaken our precious gaming sanctuary?"
Every g*mer flaired user who had posted or commented on /r/BanVideoGamesHate at some point got this message from us.
When they all wrote back, there was hardly anything of note. Nothing of note. Absolutely zero worth in hearing their cries. They're all the same.
There is no value in the screeches of g*mers. There is no value in g*mers. G*mers aren't people.
We asked the g*mers to write a 200 word 8 sentence paragraph explaining what they did wrong to be unbanned from their precious shitpost sanctuary. Some bit. Some tried to bite. Every g*mer is the same. No g*mer can produce a different result. G*mers are simple machines that do not function without their vidya.
In other words: G*mers still aren't people.
Even when you put 2,500 different g*mers together, not one can stick out from the crowd and try to do something interesting. Every g*mer is the same. No g*mer can make a change, even when they try.
No matter what they try to do or achieve, g*mers will never be people. They never have been people, nor will they ever be people. To the people of /r/BanVideoGames, enjoy your personage and human rights, things the g*mers will never be able to get a glimpse of.
G*mers aren't people.
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